Suicide or not suicide? Or rather how it should be

If you say leaving a note behind before someone fall to their death is sufficient and strong conclusive evidence to infer that someone has commit suicide, it then begs the question why is there difference in the surrounding circumstance between Datuk Sosilawati's friend ,Sarina Jaafar, commit suicide that doesn't leave any suicide note with Teoh Beng Hock which purportedly to have leave a suicide note behind precede his fatal fall? Yet both death are classified as commit suicide.


Sarina Jaafar didn't leave any suicide note behind and the forensic are quick to conclude that she has commited suicide whilst in Teoh Beng Hock's case, the forensic are relying hard on Teoh's alleged suicide note ,which the Defence counsel are currently challenging it's authenticity and the intention behind the note if they were ever genuine, to prove that Teoh has actually commited suicide thereby release the MACC from any criminal liability towards his death.

What I wish to discuss today is the suicide note was ,according to phsychologist opinion ,would usually be written by anyone who contemplate to commit suicide. However, this expert opinion has now subject to its most formidable enemy that is the self-evident truth. If we apply the same logic propounded by psychologist opinion that everyone who commit suicide would leave a suicide note behind, the substance to the theory are now becomes questionable as Sarina Jaafar's case prove otherwise.

(I like the conspiracy theory this blogger has raise in regards to the intention behind the alleged suicide note which I find very fascinating for fictitious minded person to read)

The "Suicide note shall be written before someone commit suicide" theory will now be put to a test. If this theory is correct, then Sarina Jaafar should have leave a suicide note before she hang herself. Isn't it? However the reality depict otherwise. There's no evidence or suggestion so far that Sarina Jaafar did ever left any suicide note behind and therefore at this moment it create the presumption, which is rebuttable, that Sarina Jaafar has commited suicide without leaving any suicide note behind.

Therefore, we can safely come to the conclusion that one doesn't necessary leave a suicide note before he/she commit suicide. My contention against the expert opinion.

But here's the twist to it. (Phrase copied from a women who get flustered when people suggest her class starts at ungodly hour)

Now, can anyone tell me what's the one and only evidence or rather an event that took place before her death which I have deliberately obliterate in describing Sarina Jaafar's suicide case that will eventually prove that Sarina Jaafar actually commited suicide?

The first who give me the answer will receive my kiss!

Un-Hari Raya views

Presence of foreign feature(things you don't normally see during hari raya) are deemed as un-Hari Raya. It was purported that the beca resemblance to a sleigh and lotus making major appearance in the one minute video are highly un-Hari Raya as this incorporation of other religion/race element other than Muslim itself have significantly tainted the holy and divine intent of Hari Raya Adilfitri celebration. This is what the government try to infer, well atleast as far as I'm concerned.

If you think this advertisement is un-hari raya, wait till you see the reality situation happening in our actual hari raya celebration.

Has it been Hari Raya's tradition to procure for duit raya?


Having to incorporate fresh element which the origins are not from Hari Raya itself, does that still make it Hari Raya to you?

The answer is YES. Despite there are outside culture element incorporate into Hari Raya celebration, it should not ultimately deter people from understand the true meaning and intent behind Hari Raya celebration that build on the grounds of unity, peace and forgiveness.

If fresh element incorporate into Hari Raya celebration could make more people happy, I don't see why we should not accept them with positive mindset?

Anyway, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada kekawan dan sedara Muslim dan non-Muslim sekalian, cuba dapat duit raya sebanyak yang you boleh tahun ini so bila time CNY datang kita judi!

Breast feeding is good during puasa month

My 3 days trip to Bandung, Indonesia - the land where everyone bears a chance to be millionaire for once in their lifetime - is indeed a fruitful one.

One of many things I learn from visiting the poverty mundane country is, they could discuss breast feeding topics on national newspaper openly and deliberately incorporate obscene pictorial as form of illustration without any fear from religious objection consider the fact their country is far more religiously guided and conservative country than ours Malaysia.


But what is more surprising beside the fact their society is more open and liberal in discussing sexuality related topic in order to better educate their citizen with general knowledge , is the fact they would use old granny (furthest right) to instigate the society the essence of breast feeding on babies. Are they suggesting older women has more milk than the younger women?

Dr. M become witness

Dr.M, are you kidding me? News article.

You confirm that you willing to testify to defend Tun Ling from the criminal offence that he's being charged with at the moment? Did I hear wrongly?

I'm a little worried for you Dr.M.

No mean to disrespect you but do you still remember a time not too long ago, a year or two ago, you are summoned by the Royal Commission to explain or rather to assist in the Lingam Tape enquiry? And do you still remember how unhelpful you are towards the enquiry when you note to the panel of commission that the event took place while you're still in office as,

"I cannot remember" (Tak boleh ingat)

Do you you still remember this incident? If we follow according to your pure weak power of memory as evident in aforesaid public enquiry ,I would today sincerely doubt you would even remember what Tun Ling did back in the time when he approach you to conspire ...opps... I mean induce you into giving a close one eye approval for the outright devaluation of Port Klang Land for the purpose of self-profitering ?

UNLESS you could only remember this particular incident that took place years back on how Tun Dr.Ling DIDN'T conspire ...opps...I mean induce you into giving a close one eye approval for the outright devaluation of Port Klang Land for the purpose of self-profiteering.

Celebrity Endorsed Product

Do you know that there are growing trend of products which use celebrity endorsement as a form of attraction to greater appeal them for the eyes of consumer? There are few I cite as example such as mamee instant noodle that endorsed by a well known local celebrity


and I believe no stranger to anyone, fitness centre uses celebrity as their ambassador.


The growing trend of product using celebrity endorsement clearly shows that conventional method of advertising cum marketing which purely focus mainly around the idea of distribution product knowledge alone without any combined explicit and attractive image, begin to lose its effectiveness as its no longer economically viable and sustainable in the long run for any consumer product oriented business because every minute waste without effective profit making would adversely open rooms for more competitors to breach into your target market segment hence shrink your dominance portion within the market share pie chart.

Therefore the best way to attract consumer's attention to focus on certain new product launch, is by way of celebrity endorsement.

Businesses begin to opt for the celebrity endorsement idea clearly for this obvious reason. Reverse pyschology. By applying the reverse psychology , marketers able to turn the celebrity's fame into good account by asking, "your favourite celebrity likes it why can't you?"


Better yet, marketer will pose this question into your mind, " If you wear Calvin Klein today, yours will look as big as Mark Wahlberg!" How not to believe it's true right?


Beside that, the optimum benefit of employing celebrity as endorsement or ambassador could ensure that the brand would continue stay relevant and active in the mind of consumer. The outcome would promise greater brand awareness and greater greater profit making.

Once you get a celebrity endorse your product, consequentially the product would associate with the celebrity. It promise the effect of whenever you think of that particular celebrity, you would think of the brand. So you would buy that respective brand and not the competitor's brand.

When you think of Simon Yam, you think of Canon camera and no other brand else.



That's the optimism and objective marketers propose to their client but question left unanswered is, is this true? Do this optimism always work?

To be frank, I personal pay little interest to celebrity endorsed products as they generally misrepresent the product.


which part of Chong Wei can best describe or promote anti-virus programme? He can't even destroy the virus name called Lin-Dan in Thomas Cup. Even if he does, is he a computer expert to start of with to endorse that Kaspersky is inherently good?

The answer would be no.

Moreover, can you trust a badminton player to endorse a ubat gigi if given the chance? I've never seen an advertisement of this nature yet and I would laugh if ever such is made. Buat lawak lo kalau happen.

However the only one celebrity endorsed product that has never fail to catch my attention is bust enlargement ads. Bust line awareness is something you can't miss. Even if it's not meant for you!


Now I would only think of Ong Ai Leng as the celebrity with big bust! instead of bust enhancement treatment. What a great way to send wrong message to the public.

Malaysian Obessity

Health Minister Dato Seri Liow Tiong Lai said Malaysian practise unhealthy lifestyle and such has give rise to growing concern of obessity in our population. In view thereof, he urge we Malaysian should exercise more often to continue stay healthy.

I wonder did our First Lady ever feel agitated by such crude remark made by our Health Minister?



I hope no pun is intended by Dato Seri.

Assessment Receipt

Freaking unbelievable. Earlier in the day, I was assigned to settle the assessment receipt for the family's property on my mother behalf and to my shocking disbelief, the amount payable for a three storey terrace house exceed the amount payable for a semi detached house.

How come the amount payable is disproportionate from the value of the house? I wonder. There doesn't seem to be a clear explanation from the outset for such discrepancy to exist as I always thought normally lower tier house assessment should be lower than higher range home.

However the self-justified reason I can find to rationalise my predicament here is that both house falls under difference local council's jurisdiction. One is Ampang Jaya whilst the other is Kajang. This might possibly means Ampang Jaya City Council appear to charge more excessive than Kajang City Council.

Oh wait, perhaps optimistically the three storey house was bound for higher assessment because of it's already increase in selling value? Well, if this is the case it's definitely an assessment worth paying preclude the suspicion of unfairly charged but then again it's merely my opinion. My opinion always shot far away from the truth from time to time.

Malaysia Most Pretty? You decide.I've no comment.

Wong Hon, I upload the video below especially for you.



The video was forwarded to me earlier by my former coursemate in facebook for my attention and subsequently I decide to post it here as I believe it would unquestionably interest my dearest friend Wong Hon since he likes to ogle at pretty girls so much.

After complete watching the video, the only concern that goes through my mind is I hope none of you guys would find your female acquaintance appear in this video jovially flashes half of their lovely breast for the titillate pleasure of the entire nation as this bring disgrace to her entire family and her dignity for being such a cheap slut seeking for erotic publicity.

Because if you do know any of the girls in the video, kindly share her contact number at the comment section below because I believe Kenny and Wong Hon would like to know them personally in order to for them to have a heart to heart talk with the girls behind closed sound proof door.

Germany 4-0 Argentina

Play poker while watching football is the best entertainment ever combined!


The boss contemplating on whether to ALL IN or just play one chip at a time.



Wouldn't it be great if each red chips represent RM1,000.00, each green chips represent RM500.00, each blue chip represents RM200.00 and each white chips represent RM100.00.

I'd be rich babe!

Non-sensical defence

A close friend request that I should stop my charade from pretending someone that I am not and should revert back to my original identity in one of the most popular social network site in the cyberspace. However despite the good advise that is much appreciated , I decide to contend what she contend over in the first place which is my alleged disturbed dishonest identity attribute in the most popular social network site in the cyberspace.


I strongly object to her discontent that what I'm actually doing in the social network site is a charade on my part and such conduct of mine are unethical,despicable and ought to be extensively condemned as she thinks this is the right thing to do in order to effectively lead me back to correct path as this is what Jesus wants it to be.(Sheer mocking, don't feel offended yah)

To be proactive, Denise is not a complete identity fraud as contrary to some whom might think it is. In general people are of the view that there's a stark difference between the word Denise and Dennis whereby the former applies to ladies while the latter applies to gentlemen. Yes, I concur with you to 100%. This is supported by the literal interpretation of the Oxford Dictionary. No contend in this matter.

However, in my defence, as far as my anthropolgy experience in our society is concern, the practical exprience, there are people out there who still continue to misunderstood that Denise is male gendered. I did not made this up as I personally experience this before. I seriously can't believe it that people would pronounce and perceive Denise to be the same as Dennis when its completely the opposite in terms of pronunciation and most importantly spelling wise.

Well, it's understandable if these unique group of people are narrowly chinese educated and have low appreciation for the concept of English language ( reminds me of Concept of Law) but having to come across a lawyer who does the same mistake greatly affirm the fact that using Denise to represent Dennis is no wrong.

Even lawyer thinks Denise is Dennis so how wrong can I be? Although I know the fact this is a limited application towards only ah beng lawyer to make such a foolish mistake and a joke out of themself but I remain adamant and obstinate not to tow the non-foolish people's line of argument. I want to join the weird group. Be exotic. Be uniquely different. Be 1Malaysia.


If there's a minority group people who think differently from the majority group, does that makes the minority group thinking wrong?

No. If everyone thinks the same except you alone in the global who thinks differently, then you're wrong. Then your action are justified to be held unethical,despicable and ought to be extensively condemned!

In my defence, there are people out there who still pronounce Denise as Dennis so this would only mean one thing that I'm not deceiving EVERYONE with my alleged inaccurate name in cycberspace because someone is reading my alleged inaccurate name as what it naturally means. If their pronunciation of such word meets the same pronunciation of my real name how can I be wrong?

Well, I can't satisfy everyone's demand right? I need to cater my identity to those pitiful soul who can't differentiate between Denise and Dennis.

So I rest my case. My lunatic case haha....

Morality falling upside down

I write in reference to the absurd news article that recently became the netizen criticism for the wrong reason.

I'm livid and upset upon reading this that someone has to see red over inaction of an innocent petrol kiosk attendance who fail to give him the fire extinguisher so he could save a (accident victim)girl's life. The petrol kiosk attendance omission has been interpreted to be the MAJOR cause of the girls death. For me, this conclusion is simply irreconcilable and absurd.

How can you blame entirely on a third party to an accident whose not at fault in whatsoever towards the construction of the accident to be the MAJOR cause of the girl's death? It is just unfair. I'm suspecting his motive for doing so. (I have added my suggestion who this guy might be in my conclusion)

Before you continue reading, I want to declare that I do sympathise the girl's death but the way the first witness to the accident depict the situation in my view are deplorable.

Just because he didn't lend you his fire extinguisher that doesn't make him standing at the wrong end. Please be neutral when you attack the issue. Please consider both side argument before you conclude that he has failed to carry out his duty.

First and foremost, the petrol kiosk attendant is no where near the vicinity of the accident hence it's reasonably understandable if he's not slightly convinced of your story since the accident was 500 metre away which is like half a kilometre away. You try to walk 500 metre you will see how freaking FAR is that.

No sound minded person would ever believe your story ,well as far as it applys to me, that an accident had took place unless it happened before my eyes and then cause myself voluntarily release or relinquish my property to you. Would you? I wouldn't. So are many annoying bystander who repeatedly slow down to view road accident as if they really care.

Visual evident is the best proof to substantiate and influence decision making. Merely listen to story-telling can easily put this within the ambit of hearsay rule. Besides that, what you said is up to my discretion to believe it. And in this case, the petrol attendance doesn't buy your poor story telling so don't blame him.

On the other hand, the fire extinguisher isn't the attendance property in the first place. How can he give you something that's not his? It was his boss' fire extinguisher. So it would amount to stealing with intent to deprieve property belong to others and by him handing it over to you means he maybe aiding and betting a theft, in the strictest legal sense.

Just to safeguard for any legal argument that may arise in regards to this matter I want to stress this point. Yes, it'd accord to legal principle if you showed him your IC and even give him your contact number as a security in exchange of the fire extinguisher to proof benevolent intention BUT what makes you think the petrol kiosk attendance is legally knowledgable on this matter?

What further grinds my gears is that people are accusing the petrol station to have breach their corporate social responsibility by placing fire extinguisher at place out of public reach. The defender of humanity are arguing that fire extinguisher should always placed outdoor where it is reachable. That's is absolutely correct. Correct to a certain limit. Correct if its during day time but as night falls especially during the wee hours of the night where crime is rampant, it's always safe to keep in the store where the property can be secured from theft.

If you find that petrol station doesn't live up to their corporate social responsibility promise, then why don't you ALL THE GOOD SAMARITAN OUT THERE WHO LOVES TO HELP PEOPLE SO MUCH starts carrying a fire extinguisher in your car from today onwards so next time if similar accident happens, you have a fire extinguisher ready in your possession and is ready to help out those poor poor accident victim without the need to beg third party who doesnt have big heart as you.

Speaking of which, I'm not sure any of you may notice this but did you notice that fire department's respond level was not highlighted in the newspaper? If a witness to an accident had called the emergency line, how fast would the fire department reaches the accident scene? Not highlighted there. Instead we are lead to focus on some biased emotional first person view.

All this story spinning thanks and no thanks to the so called good samaritan who tried to help but reaches futility CAUSED the media to depict an entire wrong picture of rational and sense surrounding the accident. You don't have to sensationalise the issue you bullock!

To be honest, I seriously doubt he's our ordinary bystander who happen to be at the accident scene to lend a helping hand to an accident victim because a bystander would have never attached so much of emotion, not this much till the extend of sensationalise this issue in the media, in a normal car accident unless he's a close party to the accident victim.

Lesson of the day. If you are driving night, you've put yourself at risk and we assumed you have accepted this risk. So whatever happens at night, you asked for it!

Nuisance ahead

I has been informed by my dad that there's going to be a development at the empty plot of land that sit exactly beside our neighbourhood. What a frustration hearing this piece of news because this could only mean one thing as far as I'm concern is the noise that would be released from the prospective construction site hence disturbing the peace and the quiet enjoyment of our land.Bullocks! Anyway,heard they are building 21 units of bungalow there. Hmm.... Hope it's future existance could help to boost the value of its neighbouring property ,to wit our neighbourhood but definitely without a doubt shall not attract more criminal activity than it already has.

Good Samaritan I am

It was just one of those days when I need to attend dinner cum social function with those bankers. This time around the meet up was held at a karaoke lounge in The Gardens. Please don't try to compel me to name that despicable place here that serve extremely low quality of buffet cum cheapo beverages. You ah beng out there would know which lounge I'm refering to.

Anyway, today I decide to leave the social function early as I've done my job to entertain the bankers on behalf of my company and seriously I'm noise phobia. Why can't people have a descent dinner without noisy background so that we can properly social among ourself without the need to raise our voice at the top of our lung across the room just to say "How are you?" Nonsense right? Luckily not all business function were held in karaoke lounge otherwise I'm ah-beng-ni-fied.

My plan to leave early appear to place me at avail because I gave a stranger, an insatiable hot stranger a ride to her car in the car park.

Okay this is how the story goes. As I was leaving and entering The Gardens Upper level car park, I saw a hot chick clad in black dress at 1 o'clock walking along the car park area presumably either going into The Gardens or is finding her car to leave the place. To be less obvious that I was taking notice of her presence, I just look around at some parked continental cars ,to wit BMW 5 series and Mercedes Benz under the pretense I didn't see her at all.

Was this my lucky day? She suddenly call out to me and said , " Excuse me, can you help me?" I was like , woh how often does a hot chick call out for me somemore when I'm not in my best of attire.

"Yes, how can I help you?" I replied (Ingat dia kena rompak ke tak tau lagi la...sibuk tanya dulu)

"I can't find my car. I remember parking somewhere here but I just don't seem to find it". She continues, " I parked at 6A"

I looked at her dumbfounded, " but here is 6C" I sarcastically replied imputing are you blind dumb or mentally retarded?

"Yes, but I think it's somewhere around here", she repsonded.

" What is the number plate?"

" XXX 567X" (I'm keeping the 4 digit number secret because I'm going to buy toto the next day)

"What type of car and colour?"

"Black Vios"

I hesistate for a moment.

"Can you send me around to look for my car?", she asked.

I obliged.

On our way looking for her car, she tried to be social-able. " My name is Shiroki by the way and whats yours?" I replied accordingly.

Then I asked ," Are you a Malaysian?".

"Yes", she replied.

"Really? Because you know it's not usual for a Malaysian to have such a name", we both chuckled.

" So you just got out from G6?" she asked.

I was like, what the hell? Do I look like I'm going to a club to you? Although I dress abit smarter today but not necessary means I'm going to those drunkard's heaven. Okayla..maybe it's a compliment to me. I can take it that way. No harm caused but definitely self-esteem raised.

I mean, HOW OFTEN do you get a compliment from a hot lady whom you barely know of?

"Nah..I just got off from the karaoke lounge for business function"

Before we knew it, we have found her car and she jumps up in joy. She then left for her car and we both bid each other safe journey home.

End of story.

The reason why I want to share this extraordinary story of my life is because HOW OFTEN do I get talk to an unknown hot lady. It's like hardly! Probably 0.3 % of my life.

Citibank Opening Ceremony

On 20th April 2010, company send me to act as one of the representative to attend grand opening ceremony of Citibank branch at Taipan USJ. You might wonder why am I so lucky get picked to perform such honourable job for the company. Well, let just say, I got the knack. *evil laugh*

The grand opening ceremony at Taipan USJ will concurrently open for 3 more branches at the same time at Melaka, Kuantan and Cheras . This was made possible with live feed from Taipan USJ opening ceremony channelled to 3 other branches in order to synchronise the 4 branches opening. This auspicious day would therefore record the numbers of Citibank branches nationwide to 11.


A press conference was held at the top floor inside Citibank branch before the opening ceremony ie ribbon cutting event to be held at the entrance.


The grand opening ceremony is witness and officiate by Chief Executive Officer Sanjeev Nanavati ( brown man ), Consumer Markets Head at Citibank Bhd, Fabio Fontainha ( the Brazillian with light blue tie ) * You can check out his outstanding portfolio here* ,Citibank Bhd Head of Retail bank Paul Hodes and the ever beautiful Citibank Taipan USJ branch manager Tan Fung Fung.


It's rather unorthodox and surprise to see a new Citibank branch suddenly emerge out of the blue since we can hardly find any Citibank branch in Klang Valley nowadays other than the scarced-existing branch at Jalan Ampang, Puchong, Damansara Perdana and Klang. Suddenly they decide to pop 4 branches out without our knowledge ( as if our views are essential).

Their scarce existence in Malaysia's banking industry from the outlook itself is clearly contributed by the great dominance by Maybank, Alliance and Hong Leong Bank alike in our economy. No matter wherever you go , no matter no matter you turn left or turn right, you can't avoid seeing them unlike Citibank. Have to travel extraordinary miles to find one.


Despite the brand dominance by less deserving banks thence undermine Citibank's popularity for banking noobies, however, it's important to highlight that Citibank's humble existence in Malaysia wasn't due to their weak position in our economy but it was the fact that they're simply too strong an enemy and poses imminent threat to the livelihood of our local banking company as to wit, the beloved Maybank ,Alliance and Hong Leong Bank and therefore its essence to regulate and deter their growth. If regulation were not properly set in place to deter and control international banks operation in Malaysia, it might someday open rooms for international influence to hold our currency at ransom as we're relying too much on foregin capital thereby builds a long term debtor and creditor relationship with the international banks.

Anyway,among the few vision aspired by Citibank group in conjunction with newly open branches in Malaysia is the bank aims to enhance its internet banking platform not only for existing customers but also to reach to more Malaysians as well as to support the growth of virtual banking platforms. Citibank vision I believe might easily succeed and achieved since they have provided service to almost 60% of the population in Malaysia with a strong internet banking platform that has been rated the best for three years in a row.







Actually I'm not very good in banking. What stated is merely my 50 cent views. Probably inaccurate. Ask a banker if you want to know more.

What things man should know how to do to be considered manly?

Many women similarly opined that if a man can't do the following he is better off not to be called a man when he’s reach the point of bearing no difference than a fag. He'd therefore best regarded as unmanly man in the derogatorily way as the word implicates.

Below tells you what women regard when a manly man exist.

The Top 5 things a man should know how to do before they are qualified for their gender recognition(how sad)in womens point of view are:-

On the 5th spot, a manly man should know how to change a light bulb or repair any other electrical appliance at home. Not the other way around.


It's the most basic criteria demanded in every women's men. If he's afraid of tiny lil' electrical shock ,there's no further need to consider will he ever stood up for you if you're in danger.

No. 4, a manly man should know how to cook


Women always fond of man who can cook. This is because women are naturally passionate and are love lust creature, whereby any form of usurping women’s role can immediately interpret as being caring and thoughtful towards her role as a women hence ultimately your action will earn yourself being the ideal man of women's life. The manly man who cares. A manly man also help out the house chore.

As of for the 3rd spot, a manly man should never be afraid of pest and shall become a women's lifetime pest killer. A very few man could fill up this spot.

I’ve few male acquaintance who are afraid of bugs and lizard. I mean literally they are afraid of those tiny little innocent insect. Their afraid level is of the mental aversion level! The moment they see an insect for example, bees, lizard,cockcroaches or worst , a cat , in their vicinity you can expect an overreaction from them as if those creature are there to kill them man.

Ironically, they are afraid if those insect would harm them however pays zero regards to the nikotine in each cigarrete they puff on daily basis.

If that wasn't shameful enough, it's disgraceful when the big strong robust *cough* man whom we often expect the least act of cowardice from would react in such a faggoish manner over a lizard or cockcroaches. Damn! What a cunt.


To be frank I think God is so unfair. He give those undeserving men with a strong and healthy body when they only have scintilla amount of guts. They got no balls man. Small penis.


Seumpama gajah takut tikus. Badan saja besar tapi penakut! Jangan jadi lelaki la..jadi pompuan lagi bagus.( How come this suddenly turns into a rant about big strong buffy guys? )


Moving on. No. 2, a man should know how to change car tyre


And the most anticipated No. 1, no manly man shall ever fail to do this. I repeat. No manly man shall ever fail to do this.

HE MUST BE ABLE TO DRIVE A WOMEN!!













Lol..I’m just pulling your leg. This barely suggested by the women. It's purely my PG Rated suggestion. Anyway, no wrong suggesting this right? I mean, if you can't drive a women (ie to intercourse vigorously) what's the point of being a men when you fail to perform the utmost basic inclination of men in life ?

Anyway, back to the list. The one most important thing that man should know how to do in order to be regarded as manly is he must be able to drive a manual transmitted car.


Surprisingly this is the most significant criteria Malaysian women wants from Malaysian men.

Now the 5 most important criteria women want from men are listed above. Next question to be answered is, how many criteria do you fulfil my dear male reader?

I wish not to brag but to be frank I fulfilled all 5 criteria. ;P

So how manly are you?

Question with a Problem

I hereby put the dare to all law student out there to attempt this question set out below so you could prove to everyone that you are absolutely ready and qualified without a doubt to become the legal system spokeperson because you my friend earned it. However ,please borne in mind that whichever answer you opt for may not necessary affect your future credential as a legal official/personnel/assistant/executive but it may only result you in being the laughingstock among your peers.

To avoid generalisation, anyone who studied law before irregards whether you learn in A-Level or in Degree are allowed to answer this question.

Try to answer this. (Fill in the blank)

________________ is an act or promise to do something.
a) Acceptance
b) Offer
c) Consideration
d) Counter Offer

Please put your answer in the comment section. You may pass the link to anyone who you think is capable of answering it. The more participants involved the merrier.

Anyway, I would honestly tell you now that I do not know the answer. That's why I need the greater intelligent human being to let me know the answer.

Note: I extract this question from a questionaire which I will reveal in the future. For the moment please attempt this question.

Good Idea Gone Bad

This morning Fly FM morning crew asked us, the listener, to share with them a story in their life about any good idea that they have think of but has gone bad. As such, I would like to nominate this video as my choice for "good idea that gone bad"


You see, in this video, this boyfriend who is passionate about marrying his 1 year old long girlfriend decides to give his girlfriend a surprise marriage proposal just like any other Romeo out there would do the same which so much so that their modus operandi so commonly use till the extent I could hardly find it that surprising anymore.

It's the rule of thumb for them to use element of surprise in order to procure an outcome that would rule in his favour. Just like in the case above, when you secretly hide the diamond ring at the place where your girlfriend would find it , you are devising a trap so the weaker gender could fall into it and whilst under your whim and the power of shining diamond before their eyes, the girls could never say no to your "Oh-so-romantic-oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-this-is-happening-to-me-just-like-in-the-movie" kind of proposal.

Anyway, what I find most amusing about this video is not the fact that the girl had failed to appreciate when her boyfriend tried to pass her the socks enclosed with the diamond ring hopeful if she has acknowledged the hidden content she would cool down then it creates a leverage for the boys to receive a passionate kiss in return. But it was amusing by the fact that the girl threw a tantrum not because the boyfriend watches such films but because she mistakenly belief that the boyfriend had no intention to watch with her!! That's the reason behind why she sulk so badly.

If that wasn't absurd enough, she further accuse the boyfriend as "bin-tai" because he watches the adult film with his friend instead of with her. Implicitly suggest are you gay or something? You should watch this with your girlfriend and not with boys. ( Mr.Kok Fai please take heed of this advise and stop offering YY and WongHon to overnight at your place so you could share your ultimate collection with them otherwise girls will think you're gay )

I trully pity this guy. A perfect example of "good idea gone bad". He doesn't not only not get the outcome he wanted but his not so perfect plan has indubitably crumble and exacerbate his future relationship with the girlfriend. I really feel sorry for him and hope he will mend back with the girlfriend soon but honestly deep down in my heart, I chuckled!

That's why. Kevin. Don't be like him. Keeping adult films at your house is only detrimental and brings no benefit to you and your relationship with girlfriend. Therefore ,learn from other people's mistake. Watch with her.

LOL

Justice

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly."

A powerful statement made by Din Merican.

The Most Amazing Police Chases

Suspect on bicycle is my all time favourite!

Shall I listen to you?

Together let us watch how this bunch of novice student yang tak sedar diri humiliate themself in from of the nation through their less impressive charisma.



Here's my advise to you. Go back and revise your law books thoroughly and be hopeful that you'd pass your law examination without any recurrent sitting before you even start thinking of consulting people.

Could anyone recognise this few clowns and tell me which school they have enrolled to read law? Because hell, I'll feel disgraced if ever they're at my vicinity. *Diao ga*(Buat malu)

And to whichever Law School Director who recognise this 3 clown from your institution, I plead for your conscious to quickly kick them out of your institution to save your school some grace. *Diao ga*

*I can sense my karma level is boiling after I wrote this*