Monday, June 15, 2009

Pucker and burn

For the knowledge of all and sundry, here's some interesting fact I encounter while reading a female magazine my mom bought for herself. Well, if you're surprise that I read female magazine well here's more surprise for you. My mom say I'm biologically half a male and half a female. So it's legitimate alright for me to follow my feminine instinct to read up with some female health guide provided by the female magazine because it's not sissy in my own context.

Do you want to know how kissing and sex can help you girls slim down?

Yes. Yet another surprise. Girls themself doesn't even know that kissing does help them to slim down. Let me just highlight you some less obscene facts about slimming down throught the intimate ways of kissing alone(my blog here has self-imposed restriction to dissuade any posting of sex education fellow pervert friend like the usual suspect, kenny don't be crestfallen yar if there's none explicit content available here)

Excerpt from the article I read

Studies in the US say that 50% of 14 year olds have experienced their real kiss (not counting the grandma kind!). Whether momentous or disappointing, chances are all we'll know before the fact about this most romantic of practices is what we have seen on TV and in the movies. In the belief that with wisdom comes strength, here are some neat facts to help you make you a more powerful...and knowledgable...consumer!

- The science of kissing is called philematology

- A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories! A long kiss makes the metabolism burn sugar faster than usual.

- It slows the aging process. (That's important!) Kissing helps to tone your cheek and jaw muscles,so they're less likely to sag

- The top five foods to avoid 24 hours before kissing are garlic,onions,fish, cheese and pastrami.

- A little pucker uses just two muscles around the lips. A passionate kiss uses all 34 facial muscles

- If you can't brush your teeth or floss, if you're not near mouthwash or sugarfree mints or gum, chewing on parsley can restore you back to sweet smelling breath

- When we kiss, our hearts beat faster and our breathing becomes deep and irregular, mimicking the response of intense exercise. So if done right, kissing canbe considered a great cardiovascular workout!

- It relieves tension. A passionate kiss is a great relaxationtechnique , says stress consultant, Michelle Kay Mcnabb. "When your mouth is in kissing position, you are almost smiling and as our emotions and body language are so closely linked, it's almost impossible to smile and feel tense at the same time," she explains. "Also, your breathing becomes deeper and your eyes close when you kiss; that's what you do when you relax. It's a perfect way to shut out the world."

- One theory says that social kissing originated with medieval knight as a way to find out if their wives had been drinking while they were away fighting.

- The average person will spend an estimated two weeks of their lives kissing

- Ancient Egyptians kissed with their noses

- Saliva contains antibacterial chemicals that kill most bacteria before the germs are passed on during a kiss. Some say the extra saliva helps prevent tooth decay by cleaning out your mouth

- Our brains have special neurons that help us find each other's lips in the dark

- In Europe it is proper to greet someone by kissing them on both cheeks

- The longest documented kiss is 29 hours by contestant in 1998 in New York

- In some places kissing is illegal. If you are in country that is more conservative like Malaysia, kissing passionately in public is frowned upon but ifyou are extra sensitive to you surroundings. You can get into a whole load of trouble if you don't

- It was considered a crime in Hartford Connecticut for a husbang to kiss his wife on Sunday! And in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, it was a crime to kiss a stranger

- A first kissis a good way to work out if there is any chemistry between you. If it's right, it boosts self-esteem and makes you feel good about yourself. Kissing signals our brain to produce oxytocin, a hormone that makes us feel good. It's a scientific fact that biology causes one kiss to prompt another!

Now don't just go around kissing anybody!

There's all the content that's relevant to our topic.

So ladies, if you're dire in need to burn down those calories because you're Pocrescophobia or lard-phobic...yours trully is glad to offer you the slim down service. No need to pay money, just give me an angpao enough already.

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