Friday, February 15, 2008
40K just to say "marry me"...
The most talked topic in blogosphere right now ,apart from GE-12 , is the 40K ringgit billboard marriage proposal by a hick named David to his beloved significant half, Kelly Tan E Li along LDP highway on Valentine's Day.
The lamest trick out of the book. All the strain he has to get down to was to copy from our typical "Taiwanese ah-beng ah-lian romance movie" for his puny insincere trick, and incorporate it as if it's his own hard thought concept and ideas. You know why I deplore his method of kao-ing his lady? The answer is simply. Lack of sincerity and utterly boastful.
First and foremost, of course it's not my deal to say anything if he's a wealthy rich middle-men who has tones of money to spend and it's justiciable for him to do so but to be spendthrift at the age of 26 I presume he must either earns 6 digit per month or he has a super wealthy daddy. His particular as disclosed in the newspaper, Mr. David here works as an account executive in an advertising company. EXECUTIVE sial!!!! How often can you find an executive at age 26? fucking rare if you ask me.
There's only 2 ways to mould an elusive young executive breed like David here. First, he must have started building his career earlier way before he finishes his PMR examination, in other word a genius who walks faster than the rest of the common people and climbs the corporate ladder like playing snake and ladder(excuse the lame comparison). Or two, that it's his dad's fucking company he's currently holding that executive position in! From his dorky look, we can safely concede its the latter mould because as we know , a genius wouldn't have done what he had did.
Fine, he has a rich daddy. We're envious. You can't expect a filty rich man's son not to be treated as a prince and spends his dad's hard(easy?) earned money unfetteringly right? It's like asking Lim Goh Tong's descendant not to use a single shit of his bloodshed money.
So next intrigue question is, why do you need to waste so much of money to dupe a ladies heart? Is it Kelly's chee-bye made out of plated gold as Shadowfox eloquently put it. Kelly Tan E Li , at first I mistaken her occupation as a nail polisher as I wasn't paying much attention into my reading (just wanna skip the deceitful conspiracial article) so almost fume at David's foolhardy act for unnecessarily wasting money for a pathetic twat. As I read carefully, Kelly Tan rupa-rupanya is a nail salon owner in Bangsar and she's just 24 years old. WTF! This one more teruk. Her own business somemore. At her age, girls ngam-ngam start to build their career in this highly competitive gender equal world. Some have to sacrifice their dignity just to get the opportunity to earn higher than the rest unlike Kelly here. No doubt, without any refute, her nail salon must be modal by her sweet ah pah who can't effort to see her sweet little over-pampered princess suffers the brunt of being someone's employee.
I want to recapitulate. It's clearly obvious that the so call romantic billboard marriage proposal was a rich man's game. Only dumbass rich unfillial doofus kid will idiotically and blatantly announces his wealth to the general public and making a big ass huge 40k offer for criminal to kidnap his ass and extort the hell off shit out of his dad's coffin saving.
Me and my brother has conceded that it's normal for you to spendthrift, boast out your wealthiness if you wanna shag a rich man's daughter because no way poor guy like yours trully gonna get hitch with a rich man's daughter whose willing to eat bobo chacha with you by the roadside enduring all the carbon dioxide. If that ever happens, pigs can fly edi.
Quote from my brother, " Ini adalah seumpama mengunakan duit untuk menghimpit orang" (Lo chin lei tat yan)
My best wishes to David and Kelly, may both of you escape prospect extortion envisaged gonna bestowed on you and your family members and may God always be myside.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Fucking emo right now
Fortunately my fringe is long enough to conceal the vexing part of my *cough* good looking face *cough*. Despite this,my condition is yet disturbing to my own emotional detriment(psychology effect) to the extent only Yun Nam Hair Care could solve my problem . You may call this an emo or whatever. But for me, this catasrophe is tormenting and agonying painful. It's the mother of all disaster. It's like you've been forcefully shaved(thought of writing rape but it sound very obscenic) for no apparent reason.
It's really unpalatable to see I would go bald in my early years. I'm too young to die. Opps I mean to go bald.
I need to plant some hair damn it! Or else I'll go crazy. Lunatic as people called it.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Not another public holiday...
The reason is simple. The MIC is frantically perceiving that the turnout at Batu Caves on Thaipusam will be exceptionally low compared with years before and the scintilla turnout figure will never augur well to reflect/ garner back the support MIC have previously lost to the infamous HINDRAF ( if you wish to call them as opposition , also can )as hearsay has urged dissident Indian not to celebrate Thaipusam as a form of protest against MIC. With the move to make Thaipusam a public holiday, Indians have no reason not to come to celebrate since they no longer can use the excuse " Busy la...need to work.screw thaipusam". Then the Thaipusam celebration on the coming Wednesday can be used as a stratagem to clear the air that no ones going to attend Batu Cave annual celebration as a form of protest against MIC.
Indian's support towards the self-proclaimed ultimate protector of Indian community ,MIC, has fallen dramatically after the unexpected uproar of HINDRAF last month. In a stance of that further mar MIC's image in the eyes of Indian community after it fails to stand up for several Hindu temple demolition and keeping promise to secure Indian's welfare in our economy, Datuk Samy Vellu , the on-going President of MIC ( you may call him Datuk Bulu if you like ) blatantly swep aside the "unsubstantial" allegation and head on bashing HINDRAF's motive and suggest they were manipulated by the opposition party instead of accede to his failure to act for his own ethnicity.
Samy Vellu's political days could well be numbered. With a recent slap in his face on live telecast, I doubt he could survive after GE12.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Please...stop dreaming
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Top 10 conspiracy theories
Many conspiracy theories have been presented concerning the September 11,2001 attacks, many of them claiming that President George W. Bush and/or individuals in his administration knew about the attacks beforehand and purposefully allowed them to occur because the attacks would generate public support for militarization, expansion of the police state, and other intrusive foreign and domestic policies by which they would benefit.
Proponents point to the Project for the New American Century, a conservative think tank that argues for increased American global leadership, whose former members include ex-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, Vice President Dick Cheney and several other key Bush administration figures. An 1990 report from the group stated that "some catastrophic and catalyzing event- like a new Pearl Harbor" would needed to budge public opinion in their favor.
2. UFO recovered at Roswell
The Roswell UFO incident involved the recovery of materials near Roswell, New Mexico, USA, in July 1947, which have since become the subject of intense speculation, rumor, questioning and research. There are widely divergent views on what actually happened, and passionate debate about what evidence can be believed. The United States military maintains that what was recovered was a top-secret research ballon that had crashed.
By the early 1990s, UFO researchers such as Friedman, William Moore, Karl Pflock, and the team of Kevin Randle and Don Schmitt had interviewed several hundred people who has, or cliamed to have had, a connection with the events at Roswell in 1947. Additionally, hundreds of documents were obtained via Freedom of Information Act requests, aw were some apparently leaked by insiders, such as disputed " Majestic 12" documents. Their conclusions were that at least one alien craft had crashed in the Roswell vicinity, that aliens, some possibly still alive, were recovered, and that a massive cover-up of any knowledge of the incident was put in place.
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3. John F. Kennedy's Assasination
The assasination of John F. Kennedy , the thirty-fifth President of United States, took place on Friday, November 22,1963, in Dallas, Texas, USA at 12.30pm CST(18:30 UTC). Kennedy was fatally wounded by gunshots while riding with his wife Jacqueline in a presidential motorcade through Dealey Plaze. The official investigation by the Warren Commission was conducted over a ten-month period, and its report was published in September 1964. The Commission concluded that the assassination was carried out solely by Lee Harvey Oswald, an employee of the Texas School Book Depository in Dealey Plaza.
A number of conspiracy theories exist with regard to the assassination of US President John F. Kennedy . Such theories began to be generated soon after his death, and continue to be proposed today. Many of these theories propose a criminal conspiracy involving parties such as Federal Reserve, the Central Intelligence Agency(CIA), the KGB, the Mafia, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) director J. Edgar Hoover, Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, Fidel Castro, George H.W. Bush, Cuban exile groups opposed to the Castro government and the military and/or government interest of the United States.
4. Global Warming is a fraud.
The suggestion of a conspiracy to promote the theory of global warming was put forward in a 1990 documentary The Greenhouse Conspiracy broadcast by Channel Four in the United Kingdom on 12 August 1990, as part of the Equinox series, which asserted that scientise critical of global warming theory were denied funding.
William Gray, phD (a pioneer in the science of hurricane forecasting) has made a list of 15 reasons for the global warming hysteria. The lists includes the need to come up with an enemy after the end of Cold War, and the desire among scientists , government leaders and environmentalists to find a political cause that would enable them to 'organize,propagandize, force conformity and exercise political influence. Big world government could best lead (and control) us to a better world!' In this article, Gray also cites the ascendancy of Al Gore to the vice presidency as the start of his problems with the federal funding. According to him, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration stopped giving him research grants, and so did NASA.
5. Princess Diana was murdered by the royal family.
In 1997, Priness Diana(Princess of Wales) and Dodi Fayed (son of Mohamed Fayed, owner of the Ritz Hotel and Harrods) were killed in a car accident while trying to get away from the press photographers in Paris. The scandal surrounding their relationship (DOdi was Muslim whilst Diana was the mother of the future head of the Church of England) has led many people to speculate that they were actually killed in order to prevent further scandal to the throne of England.
Polls suggest that around a quarter of UK public, and a majority of people in some Arab countries, believe that there was a plot to murder DIana, Princess of Wales. Motivations which have been advanced for such a conspiracy include suggestions that DIana intended to marry Dodi Fayed, that she intended to convert to Islam, that she was pregnant, and that she was to visit the holy land. Organizations which conspiracy theorists suggest are responsible for her death have included French Intelligence, the British Royal Family, the press, the British Intelligence service MI5 or MI6, the CIA, Mossad, the Freemasons, or the IRA.
6. Jewish world domination
This theory, in recent history, extends mainly from the booklet. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which are widely considered to be the beginning of the contemporary conspiracy theory literature. The Protocols are considered by some to be an anti-Jewish literacy forgery that purports to describe a Jewish plot to archieve world domination. Numerous independent investigation have repeatedly proven it to be a plagiarism and a hoax, yet numerous independent investigations have shown it to be a factual document.
The text was popularized by hose proposed to Russian revolutionary movement, and was disseminated further after the revolution of 1905, becoming known worldwide after the 1917 October Revolution. It was widely circulated in the West in 1920 and thereafter. Th Great Depression and the rise of Nazism were important developments in the history of the Protocols.
7. Apollo moon landing hoax.
Apollo Moon Landing hoax accusations are claims that some or all elements of the Apollo Moon landings were faked by NASA and possibly members of other involved organizations. Some groups and individuals have advanced alternate historical narratives which tend, to varying degrees, to state that the Apollo Astronauts did not land on the moon, and that NASA created and continues to perpetuate this hoax.
Moon hoax proponents devote a substantial porption od their efforts to examining NASA photos. They point to various issues with photograhps and films purportedly taken on the Moon. Experts in photography (even those unrelated to NASA) respond that the anomalies, while sometimes counterintuitive, are in fact precisely what one would expect from a real Moon landing, and contrary to what would occur with manipulated or studio imagery. Hoax proponents also state that whistleblowers may have deliberately manipulated the NASA photos in hope of exposing NASA.
8. Pearl Harbor was allowed to happen.
This theory states that Pesident Roosevelt (FDR) provoked the attack, knew about it in advance and covered up his failure to warn the Hawaiian commanders. FDR needed the attack to sucker Hitler to declare war, since the public and Congress were overwhelmingly against entering the war in Europe. It was his backdoor to war.
Theorists believe that US was warned by, at least, the governments of Britain, Netherlands, Australis, Peru, Korea and the Soviet Union that a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor was coming. All importang Japanese codes were broken. FDR and Marshall and others knew the attack was coming, allowed it and covered up their knowledge.
9. The Third Secret of Fatima.
The Three Secrest of Fatima are said to be three prophecies that were given by an apparition of the Blessed Virgin Mary to three young Portuguese shepherds, Lucia Santos and her cousins Jacinta and Francisco Marto. From May to October, 1917, the three children claimed to have witnessed this Marian apparition, which is today popularly described as Our Lady of Fatima. On July 13 the Virgin Mary is said to have entrusted the three secrets - in the form of prophecies - to the young visionaries. Two of the secrests were revealed in 1941 in a document written by Lucia to assist with the canonization of her cousins, while the third was to remain secret, although the bishop of Leiria commanded Lucia to put it in writing and to present it to the Pope.
A Catholic priest who has apprently seen the original text of the "third secret" of Fatima disputes the official interpretation of the secret released by the Vatican. Furthermore, he has asked key people in the Vatican about the text and has gotten no response. WHile the Priest's comments are somewhat radical, they are not without merit, as he has seen the secret with his own eyes. Moreover, while the first 2 secrest are fairly obvious and clear, leading some to wonder why the third one is required to be examined by a team of experts because of its complexity.
10. The Philadelphia Experiment
The Philadelphia Experiment was an alleged naval military experiment at the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, somestimes around the date of October 28, 1943, in which the US destroyer escort USS Eldridge was to be rendered invisible to human observers for a brief period of time. It is also referred to as Project Rainbow. The stroy is widely regarded as a hoax. The US NAvy has stated that the experiment never occured, and furthermore, details of the story contradict stated facts about the Eldridge. It has nonetheless caused a significant ripple effect in many conspiracy theory circles, and elements of the Philadelphia Experiment are featured in many other government conspiracy theories.
According to some accounts, the experiment was conducted by a Dr. Franklin Reno (or Rinehart) as a militray application of a Unified Field Theory. The theory, briefly, postulates the interrelated nature of the forces that comprise electromagnetic radiation and gravity. Through a special application of the theory, it was thought possible, with specialized equipment and sufficient energy, to bend light around an object in such a way as to render it essentially invisible to observers. The Navy considered this application of the theory to be of obvious military valuer (especially as the United States was engaged in World War 2 at the time) and both approved and sponsored the experiment. A navy destroyer escort, the USS Eldridge, was fitted witht eh required equipment at the naval yards in Philadelphia.
(The bell pictorial above was featured in National Treasure 1)
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Some conspiracy you might find equally intersting.
Titanic, Jesus, The New World Order, AIDS.
And few conspiracy webpages compile a myraid of rhetoric conspiracy theory that you never thought it was a mis-information on the part of powerful whim.
ConspiracyPlanet and Carpenoctem and of course wikipedia
Mercedes CSL
Not going to publish his name in my blog for safety purposes. Just drop me a message on MSN if you're eager to know who.
For those people who still hooked with CSL sex scandal issue, please drop it out of your mind will ya. That sex tape gurantee won't titillate any of your erotic-foreplay mind because the video doesn't consist any foreplay act but it could gives you nightmares. Nothing much to anticipate out of that wrinkle manhooded stud but if you really really want to know the details of the video , glean from the testimonial those who had watched it, pre-dominantly Johorian women (Yes, WOMEN.women are more eager to know what that old fart has beneath his underpants) that his little brother is compatible with a horse's.
Freaky? I'm barfing already.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Ah-Ha
Try to enjoy few of the clips below. ( Sorry for such a short post. Was in a hurry)