Saturday, August 18, 2007

Cab driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25years".

I almost burst of out laughter reading the joke while having my facial mask on.

On another note, please read this article and this if you think Meng Chee worths the perpetuate nation bashing and a defence for the aspiring composer come Malaysian singer. The opposition party, DAP has decided to provide Meng Chee a free legal aid support if ever he is drag before a court.

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