Wednesday, June 13, 2007

horny taxi driver

reading the papers while you are half awake can be traumatizing. i don't recommend it unless you want to feel like shit yourself. unfortunately i have this habit and i almost puked when i read this:



Taipei - A Taiwan taxi driver has been sentenced to three years and six months in prison for masturbating while diving women passengers, a newspaper reported Tuesday. The Taipei District Court imposed the sentence Monday on Chiu Huang-po, 35, who performed a lewd act in July 2005, the United Daily News said.

A female passenger in his cab said she was on her mobile phone when Chiu turned around and asked her to pass him tissues that were behind the back seat. She then noticed Chiu's pants were down and he had been masturbating, the newspaper said.

The passenger then asked to leave the taxi, and while she was paying Chiu, he grabbed her breasts, she told police. She then wrote down the taxi's registration number and alerted authorities.

The newspaper said Chiu did the same thing again with another female passenger in March 2006, also in Taipei.


WTF!

how freaking desperate could he possibly be? i know some really perverted people (some gorillas come to mind), but this brings perversion to a whole new level. what was he trying to do?

maybe her thought the girl would be equally desperate and the sight of him doing it will turn her on.


taximan: pass me tissues please
lady: ok. here you go.
taximan: thank you.
lady: oooh your pants is down. oooh yyou are..you aree..woweeee!


i have advice for you taximan: dream on sucka.

maybe he just couldn't control himself. whatever it is, my morning is ruined.

one final question running thru my mind ( i'm sure other innocent minded ones like me as well :P )
is:

how on earth did he do it and drive at the same time?


1 comment:

cnigel said...

of all topic in the newspaper, you chose this.-_-"