Sunday, August 30, 2009

You must be single

A woman was shopping in the local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloaded her items at the cash register to pay, a drunk standing behind her in line watched her place the four items on the belt and stated with assurance: "You must be single."

The woman looked at the four items on the belt, saw nothing unusual about her selection and said: "That's right. How on earth did you know?"

He replied: "Because you're frickin' ugly."

1 comment:

-kokofai- said...

That's very very mean.