To go or not to go by the book?

Was chatting with my vile cousin sister on msn and it was a brain-teaser trying to even have a decent informal conversation with her. I believe it was her profession that moulded her into being so adamant and obstinate in her way of thinking or is she like that all this while? Haha...don't wanna comment. Anyway never ever try to be sarcastic to a lawyer as it will only land you in a muzzle state beyond explicable. They don't buy " act cute " punya attitude. Isk..susah betul.

Cnigel says:
ei apa ni...kerja pun on9
curi tulang

Michelle says:
i thought who is this prince
sekali check u r the 1
why kerja cannot on line 1 meh
i thought u suppose to study 1

Cnigel says:
aiya...its very hard nowadays to spot a prince la....u think pak ma wong chi (white horse prince) u can simply find on da street?
now holidays la hou mou

Michelle says:
it is pak kau wong chee (white dog prince)
then go look 4 job lah

Cnigel says:
ooo
u damn syok leh get to on9 while working
not many can do dat u know

Michelle says:
y u jeaolus ah

Cnigel says:
abit la
u wat time start work everyday?

Michelle says:
8.45am
y

Cnigel says:
sibuk abit ma
haha
then can show a lil bit of concern too
wait a minute...i tot ur english name is melissa

Michelle says:
tht mayb ur girlfren's name

Cnigel says:
ei im serious la...

Michelle says:
wat so serious

Cnigel says:
i got 1 gal friend dat name melissa dats for sure

Michelle says:
i am only ur cousin lah
just like ur dad
so many gf

Cnigel says:
so how many bf u hav?
com on dun be shy....u carry the "(surname)" blood in u haha

Michelle says:
i didn't know u r denise
so ur bro must b daniel or derrick

Cnigel says:
lol u sarcastic bitch haha

Michelle says:
ooi
show respect 2 ur cousin ok
u monkey

Cnigel says:
aiyo..u really got no sense of humour la

Michelle says:
next time ur gf will b like a bitch

very funny as if u hve a sense of humour
i thought u r prince of bed chamber ( I'm prince of bed CHARMER grrr....)

Cnigel says:
sum word may be offending but it ultimately depends on the context i put in ma
ei dun try to evade my quest
how many bf u had b4?
u know da rules...silence aint doin good for u
haha

Michelle says:
who do u think u r

Cnigel says:
ur cousin ma

Michelle says:
so wat
u also never answer my quest
so how many gf u hve
currently r u attach

Cnigel says:
u never ask me b4
i ask u 1st
so u dun try to twist da whole thing ard
haha
u no need to go to court today?

Michelle says:
i never twist the whole thg
as v r still on d same subject but only the main character differ
the end result of our conversation will still b the same
conclusion

Cnigel says:
twist and differ bear da same meaning ma
well not 100% same but

Michelle says:
twist is to change the whole story
differ is just don't agree but never change fact

(Here starts my English lesson. I don't need PPSMI thingee shit to teach me English because I have a better guru here )

Cnigel says:
ur twisting the story bcoz u claim u ask me the question 1st when the real fact is u never ask me not after i repeated my quest twice

Michelle says:
i never claim tht i asked u 1st

Cnigel says:
u DID

Michelle says:
i knew u asked tht quest
but b4 i answer u i just asked u the same qs

Cnigel says:
ya so no matter wat my question com first rite?

Michelle says:
so tht is 2 very different thg
so r such a lawyer buruk
the rule in ct didn't said tht if i am being asked the qs 1st
i must answer it 1st

Cnigel says:
u also say la..."the rule in court"

Michelle says:
as i can tell different thg until somebody clarify from me

Cnigel says:
r we sumwhere near a court rite now?

Michelle says:
so b4 i asnwer u i just ask u the same q
why u so ken jeong
i won't tell ur mom
anyway we share the same surname mah

Cnigel says:
ya no prob if u ask me the same quest but i expect an answer from u 1st b4 i answer urs ma

Michelle says:
we r out of ct but the rule still apply
just like sport no matter where we play the game
the same rules will apply
understand

Cnigel says:
rules r man made...sports rule can be altered at the will of its player

Michelle says:
vice versa i expect the same thg from u also mah

Cnigel says:
ct rules are temporary fixed until it was amend
yala....so u answer my question first la
y u try to evade it?
whenever one try so hard to evade a question irregardless whether there's a jury ard or not....naturally or by instinct we presume ure guilty

Michelle says:
since u raised the q 1st therefore the burden is on u to proof it b4 a jury or a judge finds a person guilty or not guilty
don't use ur s114 on presumption
it doesn't work here
i got to go di
hve to buy lunch for my youngest bf ( her glutton son who calls me black t-shirt kao fu )

Cnigel says:
aiyo.....wat court rule ur taking abt...i din talk abt ct rule also...im saying human instinct la
ok

Michelle says:
wat human instinct
if there is so much of human instinct
there won't b so many divorce cases lah
we follow head not our heart

Cnigel says:
divorce can be due to many factor

Michelle says:
eh since u so free can u check out somethg
for ur biggest cousin sister

Cnigel says:
and those factor will influence one person's rational

Michelle says:
go to www.malaysia.gov.my n check 4 her how to get loan to set up kinder

Cnigel says:
money,lack of communication, sui chung tung when get married da time aka pregnant marriage
wah....i got pay onot 1st?
now i jobless 1 u know

Michelle says:
wow tht means ur EQ is not tht strong lah
u ask her lah
mayb she will belanja u steam bot

Cnigel says:
its factor that affect ones psychological well being
ok la
but i cant gurantee anything 1 wo
i no professional training on how to check info in internet
haha
i'll try my best

Michelle says:
ok lah
really got 2 go



Sense of humour is not a sense to them. They only sense adversarial. Sigh. So snobbish leh.I just wanna know one question now...whose being 9 mm tap 8 here? I post a very straight forward question and she's able to skillfully deflect it until I also don't know where my question has flew to.

Can you find for me?