Deliciously 1Malaysia

Hi guys, have you heard about the Deliciously 1Malaysia food exhibition that's going to be held at PWTC on 18-20 December 2009? If you don't quickly head over to their website and get yourself educated there.

Excitement has already started building up and the anxiety is simply unbearable for me to wait the day to come. It's simply irresistable. FOOD!!!! Faster faster come.

On that day itself,there will be a massive load of Malaysian food on showcase and the best part is, there's sampling available. Glutton like me await this moment to come for like FOREVER. For your info, the exhibition will showcase some of the top Malaysian food ranging from very typical street food like char kao teow and ice kacang to higher end dining food like Gordon Ramsy's.

Beside that, cooking workshop and competition will held there as well for the benefit of unskillful cooking patrons. All si lai-si lai(s) are envisaged to present on the date and I'm will not absent either. This is really a good chance for me to learn to cook from renowed chef so I would not have problem in the future to win girls heart with my aromatic dishes. (Nowadays girls doesn't like flowers anymore, they prefer chicken wing and satay) I wonder will Agnes Chang be there? I'm actually her avid fan.

Come join me,don't let this opportunity go down the drain and together we go and taste all the mouthalicious food exhibit and for once we can enjoy the life of an emperor, to eat all the nice food in front of us without paying! (Chinese has a saying, sik pa wong chan)

Okay la...maybe not all food there are free. Some of it you probably need to pay otherwise the restaurant owner will go bust if there's only expenditure going out to fatten beggar like us and no money coming in. Probably they will induce you to buy some of their easy-cook product like those add a bowl of hot water in a mee cup and you will get the same mee taste as if you cooked them in conventional method after 5 minutes. So do embrace for hard sell promoter in the exhibition later. Anyway, promoter will hardly be in my way whenever there's free food in the picture. Anggap diorang merepek aje.

Things about to expect there:
*Over 100 booths of F&B product and restaurant showcase
*Over 100 exciting F&B related activities and programs
*Over 50 mouth-watering hawkers’ delights – showcasing the best of malaysian street food
*Over 30 international & local chef demonstrations and food acrobats
*Cooking contests and lots of prizes to be won!

So whoever wants to go with me please pm me. The more the merrier. I will come back for with many many picture of foods!

11-12-2009

11-12-09 The day I experienced the worst KL traffic jam of my life. I didn't expect it to takes me 2 freaking hour just to reach Jalan Duta from Cheras Leisure Mall. No matter which short cut I take to reach my destination, the jam will only get worst but not better.

First and foremost I will never ever again take a short cut route through industrial area, during lunch hour, nor Seremban Highway during public holiday. The traffic is traumatisingly deplorable! I will never want to go over that AGAIN! Even if you begs me to.

Bukit Bintang road was closed for whatever reason I'm not privy of and coincidently the time clashes with our beloved Muslim friend Friday prayers in the afternoon ,together with their inconsiderate triple parking on highway which accumulate and as one it created a massive chain reaction of traffic jams all around KL.

But what the fuck most depressing part about this jam I've endured from 12 - 2 pm is that the jam just poof away unnoticed at sharp 2 pm. It's like as if the most unimaginable traffic jam I've endured from 12-2 pm has never happened on 11-12-09. Damn this is more scary than watching the movie 2012.

Me want to share this mumbling kid singing on one of Jason Maraz hits. Enjoy.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Ketuanan UMNO Part 1 (Highly recommended for Malaysian youth)

The undeniable darkside behind 1Malaysia propaganda.

Naughty Bear (Gamespot)

I'm a pirate

Today I'm writing in reference to this news article published in TheStar newspaper. The news highlights the latest initiative/method our government has put in plan to significantly crack down on the widespread of piracy activity in our country in order to protect our local entertainment industry future via taking action against anyone who owns even one pirated DVD, VCD or CD from next year onwards which I personally find the move is a bit too much and absurd. This would mean anyone can be apprehended by law enforcement anytime anywhere so long as there's an unauthorised copyright disc found on you. This includes home-burned pornography. * Kenny beware *

I highlight this statement from the article which I find is contemptible.

" The primary objective of the proposal is to instil fear in people that if they buy pirated products there is a chance they will be prosecuted. In most cases, the situation can be described as closing the stable door after the horse has bolted but if it creates the atmosphere where there is a flowback to legalised products then this is good.”

Norman Abdul Halim, chief executive officer and president of KRU Group concurs.

“I think taking action is a fair thing to do. Malaysian users are aware that the content is illegal in the first place but they still partake in it,” he says.

“It is a crime. For example, if you knowingly buy stolen goods, you are breaking the law. So, I believe that what the government is trying to do is good.”

Norman says that when the law is enforced or passed in parliament, it will only take action against those who break the law. “It will help stop people from buying pirated materials,” he stresses.

There are also many in the industry who feel that the Government needs to eliminate the supply first.

“But I think the supply is driven by the demand,” says Norman. “The big issue is the demand, so that is why it is equally important to take action against those who break the law by buying pirated stuff.” "

But my personal opinion pertain to this issue toes different line that is same with this reasonable-minded chap below.


" Malaysian Film Producers Association president Ahmad Puad Onah stresses that pirated goods should not be in the market at all.

“The authorities should make sure that they are not available, not chase after the people who buy them. As long as people see them in the market they will not think that they are illegal and will buy it.” "

You can't reasonably push the blame ultimately onto the consumer themself for continuingly support for the flourishment of piracy businesses because it was the government's duty to ensure that they are not available to the public in the first place. If something is available in the market, the public will automatically presume that it's safe to be consume as understood that the authority should have regulate any business before they are given a green light to operate. The government has a vested social responsibility to ensure the safety and security of its citizen is secured in exchange we the citizen would give them the mandate to run the country as they've undertake in the social contract signed during our independence day. It's government's duty to protect us from any harm. Failing to do so should deserve a reprehension from all.

The argument to support piracy that it's driven by demand was based on a flimsy ground. Just because we want piracy that doesn't mean you have to give us piracy. It was the weak regulation and enforcement that enables piracy to spread like wild fire. If we were to follow that KRU fruitcake's theory that " a demand should justify an action ", that would means if I want drug and pornography to be legalise since there's a high demand in our society so it's completely alright to allow drugs and pornography made available without any legal sanction despite the fact it's illicit in nature? So long as there's demand, we can justify anything irregardless whether it's morally right or wrong. That's what that doofus is denoting in his statement.

This is rubbish. It's a complete insult to all of us if we were compelled to accede to what these low-life intellectual person whom we called ARTIST says as carry the correct sense. Since when do artist have intellectual anyway? I mean exclude Lee Hom, Shakira and Coco Lee (whom are master in their own ) Since when do MALAYSIAN ARTIST have intellectual? It's because you don't have intellectual then only you think about joining the entertainment industry.

Just to be realistic to you, piracy will not die off and it never will because inside the money making world is a vicious circle. As long as there's a potential money making business, the capitalist will never let it get off so easily. By hook or by crook, these capitalist will want to attain the benefit result from it.Like drugs and alcohol, despite the immoral contend against them, yet the government still allow it to be made available for the public because there's demand for it. When there's demand, there's profit. No blind man would ever say no to money.


For the information of all and sundry, the core reason why piracy is so hard to get nip in the bud is because the social elite who on one hand publicly declare war against piracy, has on the other hand secretly assist the survival of piracy activity . I obtained this reliable piece of inside information from my usual pirated DVD supplier and I whole-hearted relied on his revelation to be the gospel of truth on the dark side of our original-licensed video store.

He revealed the reason why pirated vendor are able in the first place to produce better quality DVDs is because their gangster taiko pays money to SPEEDY store boss in order to pirate their originals. This clearly explain why rampant classic movies can easily be found in pirated version nowadays. Just tell them which Stephen Chow classic you desire, they'll give you.

All you need to do is just ask and they will give you.

You would be mentally-retarded if you have think that pirate were actually physically stealing original movies from genuine video store and later pirate them.(That's what I used to think of)

Use your brain! They used theirs and bribed genuine video store to " borrow " some of their original back home to watch(pirate). The official who in charge of genuine movie without a doubt,would prefer lease out their original movies to pirate for copy because it's more lucrative than selling original to consumer where richer income group is lesser than poorer income group. (Yours trully falls exactly within the latter group)

Chinese

A bystander came up to me today to procure some information from me but before she does so, she raised a joke.

" Are you chinese?"

" Yes I am" replied me.

She then continues and converse in cantonese dialect thereafter.

What I want to highlight is I mean SERIOUSLY dude! Do I not look like a fucking chinese to you? I seriously don't beg for an insult from you ya know. Are you mocking me or wat? I'm pure chinese okay.

(I bet kenny will say this to me , " Meh hai ooo " (Vulgar words))

Nyonya Kopitiam

On one fine hot Sunday afternoon, I went to this pariah place called Nyonya Kopitiam for lunch while await for my car to get it's nice clean bath at nearby car wash. This Nyonya Kopitiam has nothing to shout about in terms of food wise nor environment wise. They are lucky to receive my visit if not for the car wash place is a walking distance away from theirs. Otherwise I would have just settle down in mamak stall for a simple roti canai.

This Nyonya Kopitiam doesn't deserve my second visit. The food served there are so bland that I don't even know whether I am chowing down nasi lemak (that's what I ordered) or plain rice with tasteless curry?

I took few pictures at Nyonya Kopitiam but doesn't feel like publishing them because the setting there is no much different compared to OldTown Kopitiam ,ceramic table with stools and mirrors on the wall, but just only that their food are suckier than OldTown. That's all.

However, there's one picture that I took I find amusing.


This is the one.

I remember the moment I flash out my *cough* Canon PowerShot SX1 IS to start taking picture of the food we ordered, all the girls that are sitting opposite my direction look instantly into my camera. The power of camera. No wonder they called it "Powershot" per se. It's like a natural reflex for them to abruptly pose whenever their female instinct detect a camera is nearby. Feeling that how often can this ever happen to me that for once I'm a chiq magnet and therefore I refuse to let off this rare occasion uncaptured in image so I pretend to take picture of the drink in front of mine while maintain my image scope to include the girls sitting opposite me.

Look at how vain they are. What a shameless bunch of twat. But frankly speaking, it's quite a pretty bunch of twat I would say especially the one clad in red top. I did tried to take picture of those girls sitting opposite me eventhough I know it's quite obvious if I do so since my camera will be directly pointing at them and not the food but I'm as thick skin as they are. So I did what thicked skinned people do. Take obvious picture of other people.

However, unfortunately the outcome is not to my avail because they realised my delinquent motive and shy away from my camera. T.T