Sex Ad worth the liking

Smoking can affect sex life. Kenny! Please take note.


Wide angle lense to capture birds.


Be a donor today and you can save lifes.


Selling jeans.Selling jeans only.

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Nose Bleed Monday

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Wonder how if some girl has neither

Self-motivate T shirt for girls.

What is your dream house?

Malaysia Most Pretty? You decide.I've no comment.

Wong Hon, I upload the video below especially for you.



The video was forwarded to me earlier by my former coursemate in facebook for my attention and subsequently I decide to post it here as I believe it would unquestionably interest my dearest friend Wong Hon since he likes to ogle at pretty girls so much.

After complete watching the video, the only concern that goes through my mind is I hope none of you guys would find your female acquaintance appear in this video jovially flashes half of their lovely breast for the titillate pleasure of the entire nation as this bring disgrace to her entire family and her dignity for being such a cheap slut seeking for erotic publicity.

Because if you do know any of the girls in the video, kindly share her contact number at the comment section below because I believe Kenny and Wong Hon would like to know them personally in order to for them to have a heart to heart talk with the girls behind closed sound proof door.

David Letterman and Steve Martin Gay Vacation

What things man should know how to do to be considered manly?

Many women similarly opined that if a man can't do the following he is better off not to be called a man when he’s reach the point of bearing no difference than a fag. He'd therefore best regarded as unmanly man in the derogatorily way as the word implicates.

Below tells you what women regard when a manly man exist.

The Top 5 things a man should know how to do before they are qualified for their gender recognition(how sad)in womens point of view are:-

On the 5th spot, a manly man should know how to change a light bulb or repair any other electrical appliance at home. Not the other way around.


It's the most basic criteria demanded in every women's men. If he's afraid of tiny lil' electrical shock ,there's no further need to consider will he ever stood up for you if you're in danger.

No. 4, a manly man should know how to cook


Women always fond of man who can cook. This is because women are naturally passionate and are love lust creature, whereby any form of usurping women’s role can immediately interpret as being caring and thoughtful towards her role as a women hence ultimately your action will earn yourself being the ideal man of women's life. The manly man who cares. A manly man also help out the house chore.

As of for the 3rd spot, a manly man should never be afraid of pest and shall become a women's lifetime pest killer. A very few man could fill up this spot.

I’ve few male acquaintance who are afraid of bugs and lizard. I mean literally they are afraid of those tiny little innocent insect. Their afraid level is of the mental aversion level! The moment they see an insect for example, bees, lizard,cockcroaches or worst , a cat , in their vicinity you can expect an overreaction from them as if those creature are there to kill them man.

Ironically, they are afraid if those insect would harm them however pays zero regards to the nikotine in each cigarrete they puff on daily basis.

If that wasn't shameful enough, it's disgraceful when the big strong robust *cough* man whom we often expect the least act of cowardice from would react in such a faggoish manner over a lizard or cockcroaches. Damn! What a cunt.


To be frank I think God is so unfair. He give those undeserving men with a strong and healthy body when they only have scintilla amount of guts. They got no balls man. Small penis.


Seumpama gajah takut tikus. Badan saja besar tapi penakut! Jangan jadi lelaki la..jadi pompuan lagi bagus.( How come this suddenly turns into a rant about big strong buffy guys? )


Moving on. No. 2, a man should know how to change car tyre


And the most anticipated No. 1, no manly man shall ever fail to do this. I repeat. No manly man shall ever fail to do this.

HE MUST BE ABLE TO DRIVE A WOMEN!!













Lol..I’m just pulling your leg. This barely suggested by the women. It's purely my PG Rated suggestion. Anyway, no wrong suggesting this right? I mean, if you can't drive a women (ie to intercourse vigorously) what's the point of being a men when you fail to perform the utmost basic inclination of men in life ?

Anyway, back to the list. The one most important thing that man should know how to do in order to be regarded as manly is he must be able to drive a manual transmitted car.


Surprisingly this is the most significant criteria Malaysian women wants from Malaysian men.

Now the 5 most important criteria women want from men are listed above. Next question to be answered is, how many criteria do you fulfil my dear male reader?

I wish not to brag but to be frank I fulfilled all 5 criteria. ;P

So how manly are you?

Mistake and Incompetent

Mistake and incompetent are completely 2 different set of words and meaning. To explain this, let just say in a given problem question you are asked to solve it using the knowledge and experience you had in hand.

You may only consider making a mistake if you failed to answer the question if you honestly do not know the solution in the first place or had applied the answer wrongly due to various understandable reason hence its excusable. Afterall human do makes mistake. Who doesn't.

But if you knew the solution and to make matter worst ,you knew the best solution in the first place and yet you failed to solve the question given using the given knowledge and experience you have. How shall this reflect to your credibility?

Isn't this not what we call as incompetency at the highest order? You have omitted your duty to do what is right and correct. The reason why you couldn't solve the problem question is because you divested your job responsibility at the first instant when the question was first forwarded to you. It was you sheer reluctancy to bear any responsibility attached that has caused you being label as " Incompetent" on your forehead.

And it's highly unpalatable ,as far as I'm concern, if you dare to held both words as to bear the similar meaning because the way I see it, it's just another one of your lazy attempt to divest yourself from the liability if you do.

High School in Genting? Co-ed school?

I went up to Genting last Friday with my friends to test their luck hoping to win some cold cash from Uncle Lim's casino. However my point writing this post is that I went to the toilet in First World to let go small water and consequentially caught such sight by surprise which was painted on the toilet's door the cubicle I went in to release my air kencing.(Less details on answering nature's call please)


Could anyone be kind enough to offer me their help me at translating this ancient piece of script for my viewers knowledge and pleasure?

The only word I can decipher from my mandarin illiterate brain is that the message should involve sexy school girls haha....I bet the content would be interesting once the content is encripted into our comprehensible language.

15th:Lee Hyo Li

Google or watch in youtube and get to know more about how her contribution that turns Korea into becoming the next notable entertainment heaven in the world.

Impotency

Since when Kenny Lee has this secondary job? Sell new product also didn't recommend to his buddies. Sial punya budak.


Anyway, viagra is so twentith century. Now the most in-thing for vitality is PORK!!





BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.

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Nothing to shout about, really

This decision is plain stupid. On my intial reading of the news, I thought it's something to be praised of since it's explicitly propagated by the media that the highest court in the land has finally make a decade wrong a right. However upon my further analyse and observation, it appears the decision is not as good as it sounds like in the newspaper.

The Federal Court has overruled a previous decision from the same court whereby now onwards, it's illegal to purchase a property from a person who is not the rightful owner of the property. This completely undermine and ridicule our Queen's most sensical principle, a bona fide person shall never be penalise for the wrong that he's not aware of. Under the Queen's law of equity, one who comes in bad faith shall never profit from his own wrong. Everyone knows this and God know this as well.

Just to give all and sundry a thumb sketch of the law prior to the abovesaid absurd decision, if you follow the Queen's law closely, if a thief steal an item lets say a handphone, and subsequently sells it to an innocent buyer who has come in good faith in believing that the handphone is not a stolen property but reasonably believe it's the thief's property, the buyer shall not be regard as stealing or handling a stolen property and is not compelled by the law to return the goods to its rightful owner because you have now became the new rightful owner.

However if the situation is otherwise, where the buyer is aware that the handphone is a stolen property and yet he proceed with purchase of the handphone then he will subsequently be regard to have appropriate a stolen property as he is completely aware of the status quo of the property , that it's a stolen goods, and the law compels you to return the stolen property to its rightful owner since you're not the rightful owner. I will draw a simple example on how bad faith should works. The simplest would be to purchase a pirated DVDs. Whoever purchase a pirated DVDs are actually commiting bad faith as they purchase something that they knew is a stolen property in the first place. Hence you're a thief according to the law.

To ease your undertanding, the deciding element to determine whether one is a thief under the law is that one must have the intention to appropriate a property by way of permanently deprieve the original owner of his legal rights shall be deemed a thief who is prosecutable under the law.

It was the state of mind of the buyer which shall determine whether he bears a criminal liability or otherwise. If you come in bad faith you are criminal but if you come in good faith you are good people. So hopping back to our argument, if a person who comes in good faith (bona fide purchaser) oblivious to the status quo of a property and reasonably believe that it's a clean (not stolen) property, he shall not be regard as a thief as he has no intention to buy a stolen goods hence do not need to return the stolen property.

After you have been educated by above unprofessional elaboration of how bona fide concept would works, let's apply it to our First Class Judiciary's rational. Now, the law no longers raise the question whether bona fide should determine whether a purchaser right should ever triumph over a careless original owner's right. Bona fide or not bona fide is no longer relevant in todays context. Today, so long as you purchase a property from a thief, you can never be the rightful owner of the property. You're as much a thief the thief who sold you the property. That's it. Period.

It's plain stupid like what I just said earlier. The law now appears to provide greater protection for careless duped owner more than protection for the purchaser who comes in good faith. The injustice created now is far much greater than injustice before. You now have to return a stolen property despite you have bought it with good faith.

The core reason for the sudden overturn of decision from the highest court of the land is not because the existing principle is unsound but because the court is trying to cover-up the loophole currently existing in our land transfer system by deviating the focus away from the fact that our land transfer system is highly inefficent and the government officials do not WORK in clean hands to upheld transparency and accoutability.

What makes you think corruption is not the reason why titles can be forged so easily?

Why penalise the weak for the incompetence caused by your own omission?

You heobag!

This is by far the best source for profanity and many great thanks to my delinquent Mr.Ja for sharing his amazing discovery with us. From today onwards, I'm a profanity-learned man. So make sure you don't step on my tail or try to be a pain in the ass to me cause now I have a long list of vulgar words to choose from to spew at you .

I feel so rejuvenated right now for having this newly enhanced capability to smut of mine. Muahaha ....( Pinky finger place at the tip of your lips and evil laugh )




I'm so enjoying this moment!

15th : Lee Ji-ah

I will be posting up well-known Korean beauty on the 15th of every month starting Jan 2010. A special section just to bound the male readers from not having any reason to read my blog.






Google or watch in youtube and get to know more about how her contribution that turns Korea into becoming the next notable entertainment heaven in the world.

Guess who she is

MISS INDIA??!!
No, she is not Miss India as what you all think….. but the daughter of a Malaysian Tycoon… Mr. Ananda Krishnan......... (since when do Malaysian has the hereditary of gigantic boobs?)

SILICONE -_-" Looks spine-wrecking having to carry such a huge load in front of her everyday.

Annual BBQ Session

This is probably the most humiliating annual bbq session for the habitual attendant . Everyone has their own fair share of being chided around for incompetency by newbies. How embarassing. Thanks for reminding us how lazy we are. *Chuckle*

Our usual year end annual bbq session set for 2009 was delayed to early Jan 2010 as such time better fits with everyone's schedule.


It is the most anticipated event of the year, well as far as I'm concerned, because there will be foods all around for us to barbeque and the ample opportunity to allow our cooking knack to get the better of us. I love to masak-masak, didn't you know?


The food we have for the night are such as the usual lamb chop, chicken wings, sausages and sting ray. Beside that, we also have assorted type of french fries and fruits to fill our tummy up while waiting for the meat to cook. However, despite there's an unorthodox absent of potato and corn from the meal table but fret not as this has been duly subsitituted with the fresh presence of garlic bread, sweet potato and bacon that is completely new for our bbq food list. ( We're still under the vetting process to form the best bbq food list )


Our usual bbq session will be completely dull if without the cock and bullshit talk we need to share with each other. Discussion of the latest body wear - crocodile shirt - and that someone's prospect of becoming a full-time maid for the Yew family is inevitable. Imagine having to clean each and every corner of that bungalow is simply mind-numbing.

I even have problem cleaning my own house , don't say about your bungalow la....

What's a reunion session if getting wasted is not the primary objective ?

We played the ruthless game called Piramid. The rule of this game is simple. If you lose all you need to do is just drink. No hard and complex rule. So closed cards will be placed on the floor to form a piramid structure and later these cards will be opened one by one starting from the lower tier and up till the highest tier. Each player will be given 2 piece of cards in order to obtain a compatibility with the cards on the Piramid structure. If there's a compatibility , there's when the punishment starts. If the compatible cards opened falls within the odd tier of the Piramid, it's condition that the person whose turn has opened that card has to drink. However, if the compatible cards opened falls within the even tier of the Piramid, ,the person whose turn has opened that card will get to force others to drink. (This is the best part of the game) The higher the tier is, the more severe the drinking punishment will be. The punishment may goes up to 6 gulp of liquor so imagine how stressful this game is. More stress than working.


In this game, you are required to pair up with a friend whom your friend will then be your best way out of not getting drunk too fast as you get to share the punishment together. But take an advise from a well-experienced victim like me for it's not the drinking that's killing you, but it's the wrong choice of partner that kills you.


This lesson will serve me for the rest of my life. (Sibeh Oja I let you kik sei ngo). Never accept a partner who talks too much. Well, if he can avert the peril of drinking away from you then he's mostly welcomed but you wouldn't want blood gush up to your brain for the consequence you did'nt asked for . Overall, it's an enjoyable game. We all have our ball of time and much appreciate for the happy memory you guys left me with.

Ah Wang's girl-girl.


Guess what lives inside this cage. You might on your first thought think its a bird as prima facie its a bird cage to begin with otherwise the second bet would be either a hamster or a rabbit . But guess what, none of the above guess is correct.

This cage actually belongs to a

YY kena tangkap basah!

What's the worst defence one could ever make for himself?

An outright self-incriminating confession.

Annual phobia

I feel very uneasy today but I don't know why.


It feels like as if its a special day to me.

In overall, I just feel like wanted to buy a pot of flowers and place it over at verandah and follow it's blossom closely everyday. I've always fond to see the beauty of flowers multiplying itself on the plant as the anticipation to wait for something lovely and beautiful to emerge from it is simply ecstatic.

I just feel very happy. Somehow or other I feel 17th December is a significant date in my walks of life. Something ought to be memorable. Something touching and lovely.


Inspite that, I wish to dedicate today to be a special day to me so that I have one special day to feel special atleast in a year.

But however, it's still the same old proletariat day out of 365 days.