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Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Non-sensical defence
A close friend request that I should stop my charade from pretending someone that I am not and should revert back to my original identity in one of the most popular social network site in the cyberspace. However despite the good advise that is much appreciated , I decide to contend what she contend over in the first place which is my alleged disturbed dishonest identity attribute in the most popular social network site in the cyberspace.
I strongly object to her discontent that what I'm actually doing in the social network site is a charade on my part and such conduct of mine are unethical,despicable and ought to be extensively condemned as she thinks this is the right thing to do in order to effectively lead me back to correct path as this is what Jesus wants it to be.(Sheer mocking, don't feel offended yah)
To be proactive, Denise is not a complete identity fraud as contrary to some whom might think it is. In general people are of the view that there's a stark difference between the word Denise and Dennis whereby the former applies to ladies while the latter applies to gentlemen. Yes, I concur with you to 100%. This is supported by the literal interpretation of the Oxford Dictionary. No contend in this matter.
However, in my defence, as far as my anthropolgy experience in our society is concern, the practical exprience, there are people out there who still continue to misunderstood that Denise is male gendered. I did not made this up as I personally experience this before. I seriously can't believe it that people would pronounce and perceive Denise to be the same as Dennis when its completely the opposite in terms of pronunciation and most importantly spelling wise.
Well, it's understandable if these unique group of people are narrowly chinese educated and have low appreciation for the concept of English language ( reminds me of Concept of Law) but having to come across a lawyer who does the same mistake greatly affirm the fact that using Denise to represent Dennis is no wrong.
Even lawyer thinks Denise is Dennis so how wrong can I be? Although I know the fact this is a limited application towards only ah beng lawyer to make such a foolish mistake and a joke out of themself but I remain adamant and obstinate not to tow the non-foolish people's line of argument. I want to join the weird group. Be exotic. Be uniquely different. Be 1Malaysia.
If there's a minority group people who think differently from the majority group, does that makes the minority group thinking wrong?
No. If everyone thinks the same except you alone in the global who thinks differently, then you're wrong. Then your action are justified to be held unethical,despicable and ought to be extensively condemned!
In my defence, there are people out there who still pronounce Denise as Dennis so this would only mean one thing that I'm not deceiving EVERYONE with my alleged inaccurate name in cycberspace because someone is reading my alleged inaccurate name as what it naturally means. If their pronunciation of such word meets the same pronunciation of my real name how can I be wrong?
Well, I can't satisfy everyone's demand right? I need to cater my identity to those pitiful soul who can't differentiate between Denise and Dennis.
So I rest my case. My lunatic case haha....
I strongly object to her discontent that what I'm actually doing in the social network site is a charade on my part and such conduct of mine are unethical,despicable and ought to be extensively condemned as she thinks this is the right thing to do in order to effectively lead me back to correct path as this is what Jesus wants it to be.(Sheer mocking, don't feel offended yah)
To be proactive, Denise is not a complete identity fraud as contrary to some whom might think it is. In general people are of the view that there's a stark difference between the word Denise and Dennis whereby the former applies to ladies while the latter applies to gentlemen. Yes, I concur with you to 100%. This is supported by the literal interpretation of the Oxford Dictionary. No contend in this matter.
However, in my defence, as far as my anthropolgy experience in our society is concern, the practical exprience, there are people out there who still continue to misunderstood that Denise is male gendered. I did not made this up as I personally experience this before. I seriously can't believe it that people would pronounce and perceive Denise to be the same as Dennis when its completely the opposite in terms of pronunciation and most importantly spelling wise.
Well, it's understandable if these unique group of people are narrowly chinese educated and have low appreciation for the concept of English language ( reminds me of Concept of Law) but having to come across a lawyer who does the same mistake greatly affirm the fact that using Denise to represent Dennis is no wrong.
Even lawyer thinks Denise is Dennis so how wrong can I be? Although I know the fact this is a limited application towards only ah beng lawyer to make such a foolish mistake and a joke out of themself but I remain adamant and obstinate not to tow the non-foolish people's line of argument. I want to join the weird group. Be exotic. Be uniquely different. Be 1Malaysia.
If there's a minority group people who think differently from the majority group, does that makes the minority group thinking wrong?
No. If everyone thinks the same except you alone in the global who thinks differently, then you're wrong. Then your action are justified to be held unethical,despicable and ought to be extensively condemned!
In my defence, there are people out there who still pronounce Denise as Dennis so this would only mean one thing that I'm not deceiving EVERYONE with my alleged inaccurate name in cycberspace because someone is reading my alleged inaccurate name as what it naturally means. If their pronunciation of such word meets the same pronunciation of my real name how can I be wrong?
Well, I can't satisfy everyone's demand right? I need to cater my identity to those pitiful soul who can't differentiate between Denise and Dennis.
So I rest my case. My lunatic case haha....
Friday, April 2, 2010
What things man should know how to do to be considered manly?
Many women similarly opined that if a man can't do the following he is better off not to be called a man when he’s reach the point of bearing no difference than a fag. He'd therefore best regarded as unmanly man in the derogatorily way as the word implicates.
Below tells you what women regard when a manly man exist.
The Top 5 things a man should know how to do before they are qualified for their gender recognition(how sad)in womens point of view are:-
On the 5th spot, a manly man should know how to change a light bulb or repair any other electrical appliance at home. Not the other way around.
It's the most basic criteria demanded in every women's men. If he's afraid of tiny lil' electrical shock ,there's no further need to consider will he ever stood up for you if you're in danger.
No. 4, a manly man should know how to cook
Women always fond of man who can cook. This is because women are naturally passionate and are love lust creature, whereby any form of usurping women’s role can immediately interpret as being caring and thoughtful towards her role as a women hence ultimately your action will earn yourself being the ideal man of women's life. The manly man who cares. A manly man also help out the house chore.
As of for the 3rd spot, a manly man should never be afraid of pest and shall become a women's lifetime pest killer. A very few man could fill up this spot.
I’ve few male acquaintance who are afraid of bugs and lizard. I mean literally they are afraid of those tiny little innocent insect. Their afraid level is of the mental aversion level! The moment they see an insect for example, bees, lizard,cockcroaches or worst , a cat , in their vicinity you can expect an overreaction from them as if those creature are there to kill them man.
Ironically, they are afraid if those insect would harm them however pays zero regards to the nikotine in each cigarrete they puff on daily basis.
If that wasn't shameful enough, it's disgraceful when the big strong robust *cough* man whom we often expect the least act of cowardice from would react in such a faggoish manner over a lizard or cockcroaches. Damn! What a cunt.
To be frank I think God is so unfair. He give those undeserving men with a strong and healthy body when they only have scintilla amount of guts. They got no balls man. Small penis.
Seumpama gajah takut tikus. Badan saja besar tapi penakut! Jangan jadi lelaki la..jadi pompuan lagi bagus.( How come this suddenly turns into a rant about big strong buffy guys? )
Moving on. No. 2, a man should know how to change car tyre
And the most anticipated No. 1, no manly man shall ever fail to do this. I repeat. No manly man shall ever fail to do this.
HE MUST BE ABLE TO DRIVE A WOMEN!!
Lol..I’m just pulling your leg. This barely suggested by the women. It's purely my PG Rated suggestion. Anyway, no wrong suggesting this right? I mean, if you can't drive a women (ie to intercourse vigorously) what's the point of being a men when you fail to perform the utmost basic inclination of men in life ?
Anyway, back to the list. The one most important thing that man should know how to do in order to be regarded as manly is he must be able to drive a manual transmitted car.
Surprisingly this is the most significant criteria Malaysian women wants from Malaysian men.
Now the 5 most important criteria women want from men are listed above. Next question to be answered is, how many criteria do you fulfil my dear male reader?
I wish not to brag but to be frank I fulfilled all 5 criteria. ;P
So how manly are you?
Below tells you what women regard when a manly man exist.
The Top 5 things a man should know how to do before they are qualified for their gender recognition(how sad)in womens point of view are:-
On the 5th spot, a manly man should know how to change a light bulb or repair any other electrical appliance at home. Not the other way around.
It's the most basic criteria demanded in every women's men. If he's afraid of tiny lil' electrical shock ,there's no further need to consider will he ever stood up for you if you're in danger.
No. 4, a manly man should know how to cook
Women always fond of man who can cook. This is because women are naturally passionate and are love lust creature, whereby any form of usurping women’s role can immediately interpret as being caring and thoughtful towards her role as a women hence ultimately your action will earn yourself being the ideal man of women's life. The manly man who cares. A manly man also help out the house chore.
As of for the 3rd spot, a manly man should never be afraid of pest and shall become a women's lifetime pest killer. A very few man could fill up this spot.
I’ve few male acquaintance who are afraid of bugs and lizard. I mean literally they are afraid of those tiny little innocent insect. Their afraid level is of the mental aversion level! The moment they see an insect for example, bees, lizard,cockcroaches or worst , a cat , in their vicinity you can expect an overreaction from them as if those creature are there to kill them man.
Ironically, they are afraid if those insect would harm them however pays zero regards to the nikotine in each cigarrete they puff on daily basis.
If that wasn't shameful enough, it's disgraceful when the big strong robust *cough* man whom we often expect the least act of cowardice from would react in such a faggoish manner over a lizard or cockcroaches. Damn! What a cunt.
To be frank I think God is so unfair. He give those undeserving men with a strong and healthy body when they only have scintilla amount of guts. They got no balls man. Small penis.
Seumpama gajah takut tikus. Badan saja besar tapi penakut! Jangan jadi lelaki la..jadi pompuan lagi bagus.( How come this suddenly turns into a rant about big strong buffy guys? )
Moving on. No. 2, a man should know how to change car tyre
And the most anticipated No. 1, no manly man shall ever fail to do this. I repeat. No manly man shall ever fail to do this.
HE MUST BE ABLE TO DRIVE A WOMEN!!
Lol..I’m just pulling your leg. This barely suggested by the women. It's purely my PG Rated suggestion. Anyway, no wrong suggesting this right? I mean, if you can't drive a women (ie to intercourse vigorously) what's the point of being a men when you fail to perform the utmost basic inclination of men in life ?
Anyway, back to the list. The one most important thing that man should know how to do in order to be regarded as manly is he must be able to drive a manual transmitted car.
Surprisingly this is the most significant criteria Malaysian women wants from Malaysian men.
Now the 5 most important criteria women want from men are listed above. Next question to be answered is, how many criteria do you fulfil my dear male reader?
I wish not to brag but to be frank I fulfilled all 5 criteria. ;P
So how manly are you?
Friday, March 19, 2010
Question with a Problem
I hereby put the dare to all law student out there to attempt this question set out below so you could prove to everyone that you are absolutely ready and qualified without a doubt to become the legal system spokeperson because you my friend earned it. However ,please borne in mind that whichever answer you opt for may not necessary affect your future credential as a legal official/personnel/assistant/executive but it may only result you in being the laughingstock among your peers.
To avoid generalisation, anyone who studied law before irregards whether you learn in A-Level or in Degree are allowed to answer this question.
Try to answer this. (Fill in the blank)
________________ is an act or promise to do something.
a) Acceptance
b) Offer
c) Consideration
d) Counter Offer
Please put your answer in the comment section. You may pass the link to anyone who you think is capable of answering it. The more participants involved the merrier.
Anyway, I would honestly tell you now that I do not know the answer. That's why I need the greater intelligent human being to let me know the answer.
Note: I extract this question from a questionaire which I will reveal in the future. For the moment please attempt this question.
To avoid generalisation, anyone who studied law before irregards whether you learn in A-Level or in Degree are allowed to answer this question.
Try to answer this. (Fill in the blank)
________________ is an act or promise to do something.
a) Acceptance
b) Offer
c) Consideration
d) Counter Offer
Please put your answer in the comment section. You may pass the link to anyone who you think is capable of answering it. The more participants involved the merrier.
Anyway, I would honestly tell you now that I do not know the answer. That's why I need the greater intelligent human being to let me know the answer.
Note: I extract this question from a questionaire which I will reveal in the future. For the moment please attempt this question.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Good Idea Gone Bad
This morning Fly FM morning crew asked us, the listener, to share with them a story in their life about any good idea that they have think of but has gone bad. As such, I would like to nominate this video as my choice for "good idea that gone bad"
You see, in this video, this boyfriend who is passionate about marrying his 1 year old long girlfriend decides to give his girlfriend a surprise marriage proposal just like any other Romeo out there would do the same which so much so that their modus operandi so commonly use till the extent I could hardly find it that surprising anymore.
It's the rule of thumb for them to use element of surprise in order to procure an outcome that would rule in his favour. Just like in the case above, when you secretly hide the diamond ring at the place where your girlfriend would find it , you are devising a trap so the weaker gender could fall into it and whilst under your whim and the power of shining diamond before their eyes, the girls could never say no to your "Oh-so-romantic-oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-this-is-happening-to-me-just-like-in-the-movie" kind of proposal.
Anyway, what I find most amusing about this video is not the fact that the girl had failed to appreciate when her boyfriend tried to pass her the socks enclosed with the diamond ring hopeful if she has acknowledged the hidden content she would cool down then it creates a leverage for the boys to receive a passionate kiss in return. But it was amusing by the fact that the girl threw a tantrum not because the boyfriend watches such films but because she mistakenly belief that the boyfriend had no intention to watch with her!! That's the reason behind why she sulk so badly.
If that wasn't absurd enough, she further accuse the boyfriend as "bin-tai" because he watches the adult film with his friend instead of with her. Implicitly suggest are you gay or something? You should watch this with your girlfriend and not with boys. ( Mr.Kok Fai please take heed of this advise and stop offering YY and WongHon to overnight at your place so you could share your ultimate collection with them otherwise girls will think you're gay )
I trully pity this guy. A perfect example of "good idea gone bad". He doesn't not only not get the outcome he wanted but his not so perfect plan has indubitably crumble and exacerbate his future relationship with the girlfriend. I really feel sorry for him and hope he will mend back with the girlfriend soon but honestly deep down in my heart, I chuckled!
That's why. Kevin. Don't be like him. Keeping adult films at your house is only detrimental and brings no benefit to you and your relationship with girlfriend. Therefore ,learn from other people's mistake. Watch with her.
LOL
You see, in this video, this boyfriend who is passionate about marrying his 1 year old long girlfriend decides to give his girlfriend a surprise marriage proposal just like any other Romeo out there would do the same which so much so that their modus operandi so commonly use till the extent I could hardly find it that surprising anymore.
It's the rule of thumb for them to use element of surprise in order to procure an outcome that would rule in his favour. Just like in the case above, when you secretly hide the diamond ring at the place where your girlfriend would find it , you are devising a trap so the weaker gender could fall into it and whilst under your whim and the power of shining diamond before their eyes, the girls could never say no to your "Oh-so-romantic-oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-this-is-happening-to-me-just-like-in-the-movie" kind of proposal.
Anyway, what I find most amusing about this video is not the fact that the girl had failed to appreciate when her boyfriend tried to pass her the socks enclosed with the diamond ring hopeful if she has acknowledged the hidden content she would cool down then it creates a leverage for the boys to receive a passionate kiss in return. But it was amusing by the fact that the girl threw a tantrum not because the boyfriend watches such films but because she mistakenly belief that the boyfriend had no intention to watch with her!! That's the reason behind why she sulk so badly.
If that wasn't absurd enough, she further accuse the boyfriend as "bin-tai" because he watches the adult film with his friend instead of with her. Implicitly suggest are you gay or something? You should watch this with your girlfriend and not with boys. ( Mr.Kok Fai please take heed of this advise and stop offering YY and WongHon to overnight at your place so you could share your ultimate collection with them otherwise girls will think you're gay )
I trully pity this guy. A perfect example of "good idea gone bad". He doesn't not only not get the outcome he wanted but his not so perfect plan has indubitably crumble and exacerbate his future relationship with the girlfriend. I really feel sorry for him and hope he will mend back with the girlfriend soon but honestly deep down in my heart, I chuckled!
That's why. Kevin. Don't be like him. Keeping adult films at your house is only detrimental and brings no benefit to you and your relationship with girlfriend. Therefore ,learn from other people's mistake. Watch with her.
LOL
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Shall I listen to you?
Together let us watch how this bunch of novice student yang tak sedar diri humiliate themself in from of the nation through their less impressive charisma.
Here's my advise to you. Go back and revise your law books thoroughly and be hopeful that you'd pass your law examination without any recurrent sitting before you even start thinking of consulting people.
Could anyone recognise this few clowns and tell me which school they have enrolled to read law? Because hell, I'll feel disgraced if ever they're at my vicinity. *Diao ga*(Buat malu)
And to whichever Law School Director who recognise this 3 clown from your institution, I plead for your conscious to quickly kick them out of your institution to save your school some grace. *Diao ga*
*I can sense my karma level is boiling after I wrote this*
Here's my advise to you. Go back and revise your law books thoroughly and be hopeful that you'd pass your law examination without any recurrent sitting before you even start thinking of consulting people.
Could anyone recognise this few clowns and tell me which school they have enrolled to read law? Because hell, I'll feel disgraced if ever they're at my vicinity. *Diao ga*(Buat malu)
And to whichever Law School Director who recognise this 3 clown from your institution, I plead for your conscious to quickly kick them out of your institution to save your school some grace. *Diao ga*
*I can sense my karma level is boiling after I wrote this*
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Guess who she is
MISS INDIA??!!
No, she is not Miss India as what you all think….. but the daughter of a Malaysian Tycoon… Mr. Ananda Krishnan......... (since when do Malaysian has the hereditary of gigantic boobs?)
SILICONE -_-" Looks spine-wrecking having to carry such a huge load in front of her everyday.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Annual BBQ Session
This is probably the most humiliating annual bbq session for the habitual attendant . Everyone has their own fair share of being chided around for incompetency by newbies. How embarassing. Thanks for reminding us how lazy we are. *Chuckle*
Our usual year end annual bbq session set for 2009 was delayed to early Jan 2010 as such time better fits with everyone's schedule.
It is the most anticipated event of the year, well as far as I'm concerned, because there will be foods all around for us to barbeque and the ample opportunity to allow our cooking knack to get the better of us. I love to masak-masak, didn't you know?
The food we have for the night are such as the usual lamb chop, chicken wings, sausages and sting ray. Beside that, we also have assorted type of french fries and fruits to fill our tummy up while waiting for the meat to cook. However, despite there's an unorthodox absent of potato and corn from the meal table but fret not as this has been duly subsitituted with the fresh presence of garlic bread, sweet potato and bacon that is completely new for our bbq food list. ( We're still under the vetting process to form the best bbq food list )
Our usual bbq session will be completely dull if without the cock and bullshit talk we need to share with each other. Discussion of the latest body wear - crocodile shirt - and that someone's prospect of becoming a full-time maid for the Yew family is inevitable. Imagine having to clean each and every corner of that bungalow is simply mind-numbing.
I even have problem cleaning my own house , don't say about your bungalow la....
What's a reunion session if getting wasted is not the primary objective ?
We played the ruthless game called Piramid. The rule of this game is simple. If you lose all you need to do is just drink. No hard and complex rule. So closed cards will be placed on the floor to form a piramid structure and later these cards will be opened one by one starting from the lower tier and up till the highest tier. Each player will be given 2 piece of cards in order to obtain a compatibility with the cards on the Piramid structure. If there's a compatibility , there's when the punishment starts. If the compatible cards opened falls within the odd tier of the Piramid, it's condition that the person whose turn has opened that card has to drink. However, if the compatible cards opened falls within the even tier of the Piramid, ,the person whose turn has opened that card will get to force others to drink. (This is the best part of the game) The higher the tier is, the more severe the drinking punishment will be. The punishment may goes up to 6 gulp of liquor so imagine how stressful this game is. More stress than working.
In this game, you are required to pair up with a friend whom your friend will then be your best way out of not getting drunk too fast as you get to share the punishment together. But take an advise from a well-experienced victim like me for it's not the drinking that's killing you, but it's the wrong choice of partner that kills you.
This lesson will serve me for the rest of my life. (Sibeh Oja I let you kik sei ngo). Never accept a partner who talks too much. Well, if he can avert the peril of drinking away from you then he's mostly welcomed but you wouldn't want blood gush up to your brain for the consequence you did'nt asked for . Overall, it's an enjoyable game. We all have our ball of time and much appreciate for the happy memory you guys left me with.
Ah Wang's girl-girl.
Guess what lives inside this cage. You might on your first thought think its a bird as prima facie its a bird cage to begin with otherwise the second bet would be either a hamster or a rabbit . But guess what, none of the above guess is correct.
This cage actually belongs to a
Our usual year end annual bbq session set for 2009 was delayed to early Jan 2010 as such time better fits with everyone's schedule.
It is the most anticipated event of the year, well as far as I'm concerned, because there will be foods all around for us to barbeque and the ample opportunity to allow our cooking knack to get the better of us. I love to masak-masak, didn't you know?
The food we have for the night are such as the usual lamb chop, chicken wings, sausages and sting ray. Beside that, we also have assorted type of french fries and fruits to fill our tummy up while waiting for the meat to cook. However, despite there's an unorthodox absent of potato and corn from the meal table but fret not as this has been duly subsitituted with the fresh presence of garlic bread, sweet potato and bacon that is completely new for our bbq food list. ( We're still under the vetting process to form the best bbq food list )
Our usual bbq session will be completely dull if without the cock and bullshit talk we need to share with each other. Discussion of the latest body wear - crocodile shirt - and that someone's prospect of becoming a full-time maid for the Yew family is inevitable. Imagine having to clean each and every corner of that bungalow is simply mind-numbing.
I even have problem cleaning my own house , don't say about your bungalow la....
What's a reunion session if getting wasted is not the primary objective ?
We played the ruthless game called Piramid. The rule of this game is simple. If you lose all you need to do is just drink. No hard and complex rule. So closed cards will be placed on the floor to form a piramid structure and later these cards will be opened one by one starting from the lower tier and up till the highest tier. Each player will be given 2 piece of cards in order to obtain a compatibility with the cards on the Piramid structure. If there's a compatibility , there's when the punishment starts. If the compatible cards opened falls within the odd tier of the Piramid, it's condition that the person whose turn has opened that card has to drink. However, if the compatible cards opened falls within the even tier of the Piramid, ,the person whose turn has opened that card will get to force others to drink. (This is the best part of the game) The higher the tier is, the more severe the drinking punishment will be. The punishment may goes up to 6 gulp of liquor so imagine how stressful this game is. More stress than working.
In this game, you are required to pair up with a friend whom your friend will then be your best way out of not getting drunk too fast as you get to share the punishment together. But take an advise from a well-experienced victim like me for it's not the drinking that's killing you, but it's the wrong choice of partner that kills you.
This lesson will serve me for the rest of my life. (Sibeh Oja I let you kik sei ngo). Never accept a partner who talks too much. Well, if he can avert the peril of drinking away from you then he's mostly welcomed but you wouldn't want blood gush up to your brain for the consequence you did'nt asked for . Overall, it's an enjoyable game. We all have our ball of time and much appreciate for the happy memory you guys left me with.
Ah Wang's girl-girl.
Guess what lives inside this cage. You might on your first thought think its a bird as prima facie its a bird cage to begin with otherwise the second bet would be either a hamster or a rabbit . But guess what, none of the above guess is correct.
This cage actually belongs to a
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Asian kid dancing to Timberland
I've a new video of kid who are growing up way too fast beyond imaginable time.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Christmas Gift
What are friends are for when they now and then get you these type of gifts for Christmas?
A gift that either get you public humiliation,
a punch in the face,
or a bullet in your body.
Anyway, thanks for the wonderful gift. Appreciate it alot. Selamat menyambut Tahun Baru 2010 to all of you.
A gift that either get you public humiliation,
a punch in the face,
or a bullet in your body.
Anyway, thanks for the wonderful gift. Appreciate it alot. Selamat menyambut Tahun Baru 2010 to all of you.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Goodbye 2009 Hello 2010
Well, this video is good enough to reminiscence us what we have done through the year 2009. Be it a happy or sad moment as far as I'm concerned.
It's so hard to believe that another year is going to pass which means a year older for everyone. Getting older is not a bad thing as it merely implicit the growing maturity of a person but so long as they don't turn senile, then the statement should hold.
Mr. Shock, if you're ready this, don't be put off by this because although you're seasoned in age but you're still young in your heart! Next time I bring you go jungle trekking at Melati Hill so you would reminiscence back your youthful glory years.
It's so hard to believe that another year is going to pass which means a year older for everyone. Getting older is not a bad thing as it merely implicit the growing maturity of a person but so long as they don't turn senile, then the statement should hold.
Mr. Shock, if you're ready this, don't be put off by this because although you're seasoned in age but you're still young in your heart! Next time I bring you go jungle trekking at Melati Hill so you would reminiscence back your youthful glory years.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
YY kena tangkap basah!
What's the worst defence one could ever make for himself?
An outright self-incriminating confession.
An outright self-incriminating confession.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Mother of All Prank
Here's something to build up your joyial Christmas Day. Merry Christmas everyone!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Hari Raya Haji
On Hari Raya Haji, I had a wonderful dim sum breakfast cum lunch at a restaurant locate in somewhere around Old Klang Road which the name I do not remember. It was a dim sum heaven recommended by the prestigious Brigid Cotter Prize holder whom in person can devour 6 pieces of char siew pao anytime so long as there's char siew in it. He's a char siew freak. You can tell this by his overweight figure. XD
Moving on, brother and I decided to hit the Sungei Wang mall as he need to purchase some body accessory while I need to update my (pirated)video collection. It was Hari Raya Haji , a public holiday and within my envisage, the mall is packed like a market la. It wasn't really that packed but just packed la. ( I know, I'm making senseless talk here haha...)
I finally managed to get Two and a Half Men Season 5 to fill up my utter boredom time during weekends as I don't have to attend any academic course for the moment unlike the prestigious Brigid Cotter Prize holder and his cronies.
There happen to have a Gundam model competition at the lobby on that day. I managed to snap few of the good looking ones and decide to share them with my readers afterall I always share the best thing that happens to me with all my friend.
Mind my poor photography skill as I only utilise an amatuer Canon PowershotSX1 IS. Feel kinda inferior when there' bigger boys carrying bigger guns to capture all the Gundam for competition on display. There's one point where there's this guy who carry super huge SLR for whatever brand I'm not familiar of actually gave me a condescending scorn when he notice of my miniature camera. This is really psychologically demeaning expecially for us guys you see because guys hate when people find ours SMALL! Guys always want BIG BIG things for themself as their ego and pride demands them to.
Plus girls don't like small wiener. Opps I mean small toys. Oppss I mean smaller gadget.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Clinical test
Finally I've the leisure to write something on this blog. I'm able to get the time off from my busy work to write simply because I've obtained a half day MC today.
I went to the company's panel clinic to seek medical help to diagnose the excruciating throat pain I have been suffering from ever since Monday morning although my ulterior intention is not to cure my pain but to elicit MC for the next day as generally in my honest opinion doctors have no remedy to sickness but remedy for curi tulang. However, instead of issue MC for the next day the panel doctor issued half day MC for today. What a dissappointment.
The reason given by the doctor to justify only a half day MC given today is because he said my fever will recede by next morning.Therefore no point issue me MC the next day. Yes. You heard not wrongly. Fever. The doctor instead of diagnose my throat pain he diagnosed me a fever . I was like what? I have been experiencing acute throat pain whereby I have to undergo VERY PAINFUL episode of burning sensation in my throat whenever I try to swallow food. Even drinking water might gives me a problem. I literally have to shout out in pain whenever I try to swallow a food. That's how painful it was but why suddenly fever?
I find this doctor abit retarded. He certified my " fever " symptom after he shoved the termometer under my tongue and elicited my testimony that I have been experiencing chilling effect lately aka sekejap sejuk sekejap panas. I was like..how dumb can this doctor be? I complained of burning throat but he go on relied on the termometer result that was shoved under my tongue as conclusive evidence that I'm certified fever. Didn't it ever cross his mind that my throat is very close in proximity to my tongue? The temperature below my tongue can be sensically understandable will be high likely influenced by my burning throat nearby. I had chilling effect not because of feverish but because of the pain I am suffering in my throat you moron. It's so painful that my lower jaw have practically gone numb.
How can you rely on my tongue temperature to certify I'm feverish when you didn't even compare the temperature on my forehead which is not HOT at all. I know when I'm feverish because I know my body better than you , doctor who care nothing but to charge patient with exorbitant fees and good for nothing fever,antibiotic and painkiller tablets. Doctors are like policemen. They are the authority when the matters concern his area of expertise but they care less about the core reason of your sickness. They don't want to listen to our explanation because they think they know our body better than us.
I hate the doctor this much simply because he rejected my demand to give me MC for the next day. However looking at the bright side, I not only get to take half day off today, I also receive medicine which is ALL FREE OF CHARGE. All thanks to my beloved company whose footing the bill. If I were to pay for my own medical bill and yet failed to elicit MC for the next day I would have throw a tantrum across the clinic.
Half day MC or no MC?
Half day MC better because FOC medicine and get to bitch about medical practitioner ma haha...no point of explaining when the doctor couldn't be bother about your health.
I went to the company's panel clinic to seek medical help to diagnose the excruciating throat pain I have been suffering from ever since Monday morning although my ulterior intention is not to cure my pain but to elicit MC for the next day as generally in my honest opinion doctors have no remedy to sickness but remedy for curi tulang. However, instead of issue MC for the next day the panel doctor issued half day MC for today. What a dissappointment.
The reason given by the doctor to justify only a half day MC given today is because he said my fever will recede by next morning.Therefore no point issue me MC the next day. Yes. You heard not wrongly. Fever. The doctor instead of diagnose my throat pain he diagnosed me a fever . I was like what? I have been experiencing acute throat pain whereby I have to undergo VERY PAINFUL episode of burning sensation in my throat whenever I try to swallow food. Even drinking water might gives me a problem. I literally have to shout out in pain whenever I try to swallow a food. That's how painful it was but why suddenly fever?
I find this doctor abit retarded. He certified my " fever " symptom after he shoved the termometer under my tongue and elicited my testimony that I have been experiencing chilling effect lately aka sekejap sejuk sekejap panas. I was like..how dumb can this doctor be? I complained of burning throat but he go on relied on the termometer result that was shoved under my tongue as conclusive evidence that I'm certified fever. Didn't it ever cross his mind that my throat is very close in proximity to my tongue? The temperature below my tongue can be sensically understandable will be high likely influenced by my burning throat nearby. I had chilling effect not because of feverish but because of the pain I am suffering in my throat you moron. It's so painful that my lower jaw have practically gone numb.
How can you rely on my tongue temperature to certify I'm feverish when you didn't even compare the temperature on my forehead which is not HOT at all. I know when I'm feverish because I know my body better than you , doctor who care nothing but to charge patient with exorbitant fees and good for nothing fever,antibiotic and painkiller tablets. Doctors are like policemen. They are the authority when the matters concern his area of expertise but they care less about the core reason of your sickness. They don't want to listen to our explanation because they think they know our body better than us.
I hate the doctor this much simply because he rejected my demand to give me MC for the next day. However looking at the bright side, I not only get to take half day off today, I also receive medicine which is ALL FREE OF CHARGE. All thanks to my beloved company whose footing the bill. If I were to pay for my own medical bill and yet failed to elicit MC for the next day I would have throw a tantrum across the clinic.
Half day MC or no MC?
Half day MC better because FOC medicine and get to bitch about medical practitioner ma haha...no point of explaining when the doctor couldn't be bother about your health.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Sudah
Have you cut?
Well, I'm not going to lie to anyone. I've cut it and am proud of doing it. After the cut, I could feel more excitement and pleasure under those lesser friction condition. I have to agree with the majority opinion as I've never enjoy so much titillating fun before. It feels great. I'm not regretting it because it does not only improve clealiness but it also improve happiness.
After my cut, I notice the dramatic difference in my performance compared to my pre-cut period . To my amaze , after braving my soul to undergo operation that I've been dreaded for so many years because of the fright of pain that may ensue, I can now achieve longer lasting hold up unlike before I could not even hold for few precious minutes. I've become more energetic and all thanks to the new built confidence I get from paying one grand for my operation. A long lasting hold up makes a men happy.
Entertainly, I've been shagging my wife non-stop on everyday and night ever since the day I went for my operation. The non-stop heart pounding joy we both commonly share could only best be describe as heavenly fantastic! Now I don't feel restless anymore and my wife loves the new me. Afterall they need you to be intimately vigorous in order for them to feel the climax sensation anyway,right? *Chuckle*
I even find my hand job much stress relief now. And talking about giving my wife...
Oh wait a minute. What cut are you refering to?
Oh you mean P1 Wimax cut? Oh dear I've misunderstood. How silly me *Grin*
If this the case, then I've not cut yet.
Well, I'm not going to lie to anyone. I've cut it and am proud of doing it. After the cut, I could feel more excitement and pleasure under those lesser friction condition. I have to agree with the majority opinion as I've never enjoy so much titillating fun before. It feels great. I'm not regretting it because it does not only improve clealiness but it also improve happiness.
After my cut, I notice the dramatic difference in my performance compared to my pre-cut period . To my amaze , after braving my soul to undergo operation that I've been dreaded for so many years because of the fright of pain that may ensue, I can now achieve longer lasting hold up unlike before I could not even hold for few precious minutes. I've become more energetic and all thanks to the new built confidence I get from paying one grand for my operation. A long lasting hold up makes a men happy.
Entertainly, I've been shagging my wife non-stop on everyday and night ever since the day I went for my operation. The non-stop heart pounding joy we both commonly share could only best be describe as heavenly fantastic! Now I don't feel restless anymore and my wife loves the new me. Afterall they need you to be intimately vigorous in order for them to feel the climax sensation anyway,right? *Chuckle*
I even find my hand job much stress relief now. And talking about giving my wife...
Oh wait a minute. What cut are you refering to?
Oh you mean P1 Wimax cut? Oh dear I've misunderstood. How silly me *Grin*
If this the case, then I've not cut yet.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
It grinds my gears
Yet again I would like to complain. I'm not sure whether its regretable or fortunate for me to have another informal chit chat with my nemesis cousin sister who pratices law by profession. As usual, she would find the error in the sentence I use in order to make her look more superior than I am.
Yesterday I saw my cousin sister online in the middle of the night which is unorthodox I would say since she's those schedule oriented type of person who would sleep on time because she's a good loving mother who needs to take care her 2 little dragon well-being and her adequate sleep is vital for her. I soon found out it was my cousin brother-in-law using my cousin sister's msn account and being my usual self I'm as sarcastic at my best in the cyberspace ( because you hardly need to be responsible of what you write in the internet as words can be easily misinterpreted without confirming with the writer's facial expression and actual mood )
So I asked my cousin brother-in-law whether has she already went to bed and he said she hasn't and she was standing right behind him monitors our humble conversation. In my sarcastic respond to that I said, "ok...lets us consider she has already slept" as a form of implication I would like to assume that she's invisible at that moment of time.
And falling exactly into the realm of respond I would expect from my sarcasm, whenever I step on her tail making her feel a slight agitation which without a single doubt she would reprimand it with her so much mind-bending non-sensical talk. She said, "You can't consider someone to be asleep or otherwise. Someone is either asleep or not. You can't consider it"
I was seriously dumbstruck at that time. Why can't a person apprehend a simple sarcasm or joke? Was my implication really that hard to understand? It's not a rocket science logic to feel that your presence is unwanted. She really ticks me off. Of course as usual I would try my level best to explain to the senile-zero-humour loving mother of 2 my rational behind my statement.
Yes she may bears a point saying we can't consider whether one is asleep or not. You can't assume a fact ( that she's not asleep yet ) to be otherwise. No argument on this point. But my contention is that I am actually making a figure of speech hence justify for me to undermine the factual position of current situation. I'm not saying you're not asleep but I'm saying I would like to assume you're invisible as it's very hard for me and my cousin brother-in-law to have a guy talk. Therefore I do not find the choice of word I used is illogical. I am merely teling you a metaphore or an expression. What is the fact is the less bit of my consideration. I don't care whether you're asleep or not, I just want you to be not around the monitor screen thats all. *Chuckle*
Of course I know she's reading my blog that's why I'm writing this complain post to continue making her feel agitated and flustered. Muahaha.....
Anyway, the constant incoherent respond I always get from her really grinds my gears. You can't have a relaxed conversation with them. They have to be so adversarial at everytime. Damn pity the husband. How can he survive with her for so long?
Get the joke?
Yesterday I saw my cousin sister online in the middle of the night which is unorthodox I would say since she's those schedule oriented type of person who would sleep on time because she's a good loving mother who needs to take care her 2 little dragon well-being and her adequate sleep is vital for her. I soon found out it was my cousin brother-in-law using my cousin sister's msn account and being my usual self I'm as sarcastic at my best in the cyberspace ( because you hardly need to be responsible of what you write in the internet as words can be easily misinterpreted without confirming with the writer's facial expression and actual mood )
So I asked my cousin brother-in-law whether has she already went to bed and he said she hasn't and she was standing right behind him monitors our humble conversation. In my sarcastic respond to that I said, "ok...lets us consider she has already slept" as a form of implication I would like to assume that she's invisible at that moment of time.
And falling exactly into the realm of respond I would expect from my sarcasm, whenever I step on her tail making her feel a slight agitation which without a single doubt she would reprimand it with her so much mind-bending non-sensical talk. She said, "You can't consider someone to be asleep or otherwise. Someone is either asleep or not. You can't consider it"
I was seriously dumbstruck at that time. Why can't a person apprehend a simple sarcasm or joke? Was my implication really that hard to understand? It's not a rocket science logic to feel that your presence is unwanted. She really ticks me off. Of course as usual I would try my level best to explain to the senile-zero-humour loving mother of 2 my rational behind my statement.
Yes she may bears a point saying we can't consider whether one is asleep or not. You can't assume a fact ( that she's not asleep yet ) to be otherwise. No argument on this point. But my contention is that I am actually making a figure of speech hence justify for me to undermine the factual position of current situation. I'm not saying you're not asleep but I'm saying I would like to assume you're invisible as it's very hard for me and my cousin brother-in-law to have a guy talk. Therefore I do not find the choice of word I used is illogical. I am merely teling you a metaphore or an expression. What is the fact is the less bit of my consideration. I don't care whether you're asleep or not, I just want you to be not around the monitor screen thats all. *Chuckle*
Of course I know she's reading my blog that's why I'm writing this complain post to continue making her feel agitated and flustered. Muahaha.....
Anyway, the constant incoherent respond I always get from her really grinds my gears. You can't have a relaxed conversation with them. They have to be so adversarial at everytime. Damn pity the husband. How can he survive with her for so long?
Get the joke?
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Very cold
Now I'm officially a fresh graduate! So fresh you can eat it and immediately get stomachache after that. I'm not as fresh as sushi type of fresh. I'm the unhealthy type of fresh.
Continue dabble around the city centre to check out hot chicks hopefully they dig fresh grad so I could earn some extra pocket money in return for their kind appreciation for my luscious body.
Continue dabble around the city centre to check out hot chicks hopefully they dig fresh grad so I could earn some extra pocket money in return for their kind appreciation for my luscious body.
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