Pucker and burn

For the knowledge of all and sundry, here's some interesting fact I encounter while reading a female magazine my mom bought for herself. Well, if you're surprise that I read female magazine well here's more surprise for you. My mom say I'm biologically half a male and half a female. So it's legitimate alright for me to follow my feminine instinct to read up with some female health guide provided by the female magazine because it's not sissy in my own context.

Do you want to know how kissing and sex can help you girls slim down?

Yes. Yet another surprise. Girls themself doesn't even know that kissing does help them to slim down. Let me just highlight you some less obscene facts about slimming down throught the intimate ways of kissing alone(my blog here has self-imposed restriction to dissuade any posting of sex education so...my fellow pervert friend like the usual suspect, kenny don't be crestfallen yar if there's none explicit content available here)


Excerpt from the article I read

Studies in the US say that 50% of 14 year olds have experienced their real kiss (not counting the grandma kind!). Whether momentous or disappointing, chances are all we'll know before the fact about this most romantic of practices is what we have seen on TV and in the movies. In the belief that with wisdom comes strength, here are some neat facts to help you make you a more powerful...and knowledgable...consumer!

- The science of kissing is called philematology

- A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories! A long kiss makes the metabolism burn sugar faster than usual.

- It slows the aging process. (That's important!) Kissing helps to tone your cheek and jaw muscles,so they're less likely to sag

- The top five foods to avoid 24 hours before kissing are garlic,onions,fish, cheese and pastrami.

- A little pucker uses just two muscles around the lips. A passionate kiss uses all 34 facial muscles

- If you can't brush your teeth or floss, if you're not near mouthwash or sugarfree mints or gum, chewing on parsley can restore you back to sweet smelling breath

- When we kiss, our hearts beat faster and our breathing becomes deep and irregular, mimicking the response of intense exercise. So if done right, kissing canbe considered a great cardiovascular workout!

- It relieves tension. A passionate kiss is a great relaxationtechnique , says stress consultant, Michelle Kay Mcnabb. "When your mouth is in kissing position, you are almost smiling and as our emotions and body language are so closely linked, it's almost impossible to smile and feel tense at the same time," she explains. "Also, your breathing becomes deeper and your eyes close when you kiss; that's what you do when you relax. It's a perfect way to shut out the world."

- One theory says that social kissing originated with medieval knight as a way to find out if their wives had been drinking while they were away fighting.

- The average person will spend an estimated two weeks of their lives kissing

- Ancient Egyptians kissed with their noses

- Saliva contains antibacterial chemicals that kill most bacteria before the germs are passed on during a kiss. Some say the extra saliva helps prevent tooth decay by cleaning out your mouth

- Our brains have special neurons that help us find each other's lips in the dark

- In Europe it is proper to greet someone by kissing them on both cheeks

- The longest documented kiss is 29 hours by contestant in 1998 in New York

- In some places kissing is illegal. If you are in country that is more conservative like Malaysia, kissing passionately in public is frowned upon but ifyou are Muslim...be extra sensitive to you surroundings. You can get into a whole load of trouble if you don't

- It was considered a crime in Hartford Connecticut for a husbang to kiss his wife on Sunday! And in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, it was a crime to kiss a stranger

- A first kissis a good way to work out if there is any chemistry between you. If it's right, it boosts self-esteem and makes you feel good about yourself. Kissing signals our brain to produce oxytocin, a hormone that makes us feel good. It's a scientific fact that biology causes one kiss to prompt another!

Now don't just go around kissing anybody!

There's all the content that's relevant to our topic.


So ladies, if you're dire in need to burn down those calories because you're Pocrescophobia or lard-phobic...yours trully is glad to offer you the slim down service. No need to pay money, just give me an angpao enough already.

Movie Review: Drag Me to Hell

Drag me to hell.

Comment: It's been awhile since I last saw a nice horror movie like this. Seriously it's horrifying. It worth every penny you pay for. This is those type of horror movie which no one should watch alone. If you got the balls of steel to get a DVD to watch this show at home, at night, alone. I just wanna wish you good luck not to wet your pants or worst shit in it and most importantly don't abruptly turn off the DVD player after watching the first 10 minutes because that's what a whimp will normally do.

It really will give you serious shock if you ever watch it alone. Yesterday I was watching this movie with a friend of mine, there are 3 couple sitting around us. And all 3 girls from the respective couple got shocked, jumped up and screamed throughout the whole film. I've never seen such synchronised kind of reaction for a long time already. Imagine all 3 girls scream and jumped up at the same time. There's one girl that literally jump OUT from the seat she sit.

The scream these girls produce it's not like "arh..." , it's like "ARGGHHHH!!!!!" type of scream with damn high pitch voice. Girls, it's shocking for you to watch this show without the company of your boyfriend. Take my word for it.

Anyway, back to the film review away from the envisaged audience reaction for this movie, the director really played well with the superb scary sound effect and introduced new scene or method to scare the viewers which I say it's quite a fresh idea introduced by them uniquely different from all the boring expected typical scary scene other horror movie has out there.


Drag me to hell if I'm not mistaken can possibly be related to chinese Hell Lord - Ngao Tao Ma Min (Bull Head Horse Face) and this is just a western version for you.

Oh yeah , on a last note, this movie has quite a number of grosteque scene so if you plan to bring food into the cinema make sure you finish it up first before you watch this show. And lastly how many star will I personally give for this horror movie? 4 out of 5 star.

A musst watch horror movie otherwise you will be horrific outcast.

Dancing Korean Police Officer

Here's a cute video to start your early boring day job.

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So hot even ice also melt

OJA...Here's my 50cent advise to you. If you want to make a break through in your life, you can try taking up modelling or become private male GRO based on that ridiculous seductive and succulent striking pose of yours.

Drools. Note:This means nothing about me on sucking anything out from you okay haha.

God of Racing goes to.....rallyist

What the fuck!!!



This is by far the best of the best , the most insane, lunatic, and amazing drift run I’ve ever seen in my life. All those myth and fantasy about Japanese being the Heaven that produce God in drift racing is clearly being debunked by this


Indeed, I would concur that rally driver is always the best driver on earth. They are the real God of Racing. Ain’t your good for nothing commercial valued F1 racer Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher etc etc. Even GT racer have to bow in reverence to rally driver. Only those who can handle high speed performance car and able to make insane move with the car within second is the real God of Racing.


That’s the reason why for all this while I don’t watch F1 racing because those are not really about car racing, its entirely about money racing. The only race that could test a driver’s talent is through GT racing and rally but Rally is the ultimate driving machine to test one’s driving skill. No doubt about it.


Everytime I watch F1 racing I feel like barfing at the disgust they have turn the art of racing into. Speed so fast for what when you are bound to slow down at corners like everyone else,taking the same speed at similar turning style. Boring is not the element of entertainment okay.

I personally is a big fan of rally racing. The way those rallyist tackle the corners is mind-blowing and heart-stopping. The ridiculously insane small gap in between the car and the spectators and the edge of the mountain cause a sudden oozes of my pre-teen cum out while my jaw dropped overawe. That's the thrill and ecstatic of watching rally racer go all the way out to reach the ending point within the shortest period of time. Better than watching porn. Rally is about precision and accurate driving style which combines both offensive and defensive element of driving to create a wave of dance move. Therefore, rally is an art.


Subaru Imprezza has always been my favourite rally car because it's light and swift. My first race car that I'm going to buy definitely an Imprezza.

Public Message: Skewed facts about police

Do not go out late at night because you will either become the victim of rempit menace or POLICE's brutality. When the sun is down, the police is hardly the protector of crime but could possibly be part of the instigator of crime. In Malaysia, numerous incident has taken place where police will forcefully detain you , beat you up for no apparent reason( there's a hidden reason.please continue reading ) and drag your skinny lil ass up to the police station and continue wallop you.

The reason why police are acting like a thugs because it HELPS THEM to do their job effectively. In the sense it help them to complete their investigation to nab the REAL culprit. I had a friend who had bad experience with the police whereby he was forcefully being drag to the police station without given any reason, and force him to participate in an Identification Parade for rape offence and was release later after he narrowly escaped from bring mistakenly identified as a rapist.

You might have always wonder why when a gruesome snatch theft or house break in incident is covered front page by the press, the police happen to be suddenly so cekap at nabbing the culpable individual within hours. That's freaking fast. If they are so efficient at catching theft how come they can't catch criminals whom victim's experience doesn't get published in the press? It's can be partly true to say the efficiency is because insurmount public pressure demands them to but NOT ALWAYS TRUE.

The answer is simple. Malaysia police despite their self-proclaim having the best intelligence team on earth ( making CIA,FBI and Interpol looks utterly stupid by saying this ) they are nothing but a licensed criminals. What makes you think police can catch the RIGHT snatch theft when the motorcycle the criminal use is a stolen property and there's neither a CCTV nearby the scene of the crime? You think police will go and ask around the so-call underground people to find out who did the act? There are millions of drug addict out there. How can you possibly identify which drug addict/youth/sadistic did the act , if not possible if he's not affiliated to any gang. See the logic? Put yourself in the shoe of our dearly police officer, how would you solve the crime? Does the circumstances of the case favours the prosecution or more towards the criminal?

The way to solve crime in Malaysia is pretty simple. Get an escapegoat. In any event if the police can't catch the real criminal in order to pacify public outcry, the police could reasonably get any individual with previous past criminal record to coerce him into admitting the crime he didn't commit. That's so simple. The public sentiment are easily exploited by this trick . Basically an individual can be publicly prosecuted due to the stigma of his previous crime but not justice in the sense he had commit the alleged crime. The victim and the public do not care whether is he the real criminal for the alleged offence or not as long as they get to see someone are held responsible ,they are happy already. Therefore, justice apply to the victim and his family but not the innocent individual with previous past criminal record.

Even if they knew the criminal are innocent of the alleged crime but not other unrelated offence, the public will nonetheless likely to unreasonably allows the miscarriage of justice to proceed because the innocent criminal should deserve it since he has dirty records. This is the public perception that we grow fond with.

Police impropriety has always helped the police to do their job more EFFECTIVELY. The use of coercion to force innocent lowly paid foreign workers to admit to crime they didn't commit is the similar tactic police use to covered up most of white-collar crime like the murder of an undergraduate by the son of Malaysian politician who hold the leading role in defending BN's policy in Parliament. His name starts with the initial N. Go figure out yourself.



If they wallop you until like this, will you admit? They don't need a Guantanamo Bay to force you to admit to a crime. Our police station is a comfortably the right place to exercise such skill of kasi you blue black in the eye.

Tapi hor....if you don't arrogant and corky in front of police officer ,they won't invoke their discretion to wallop you under wide arbitrary power confered by virtue of "reasonable suspicion" ground. So the situation is you give and take. You don't mess with police they also won't have reason to beat you up in pulp.

Chivalry is dead

Girls impulsively alleged that chivalry is dead. I'm flustered by such callous remark because it outrightly implicit a derogatory assumption towards the male gender that we no longer courteous to women anymore but at the same time I would cackle at these snot-nosed's self-induced stupidity without themself actually realising the fact. Those who hang on such belief is utter nimrod.

Chivalry has never die. It will never die for christ sake so long as the human race is still distinguishable by two contrasting gender. It's disparaging to say that men no longer be courteous, irresponsibly claimed by a bunch of destined-to-be-spinster-for-life women because chivalry is very much still alive. Men has always been treating girls nicely even till now. Men will always treat girls nicely because we're naturally born that way. God created Adam to compromise with Eve. Chivalry is innate in men because the law of human nature equip us with such inborn knack so that it will help us to reach our inclination to procreate. Men are born to love women. By attacking one of the essence of men's role in the law of human nature, these bunch of despicable women are culpable for treason to the God.

Ok. Let's not try to be so divine here. XD

Anyway, I'm trying to let you know the point that chivalry will never die and the reason why some idiot say they are dead is because these bunch of despicable women are too demanding and expect too much out of guys. They grew smarter by days by hour by minute by second which sadly I would say corrupted their rational pretty much. We have been treating you people nice but yet you say chivalry is dead because you expect extraordinary chivalry . That's why you say it's dead. You're blinded by your own ego and materialism wishing only the best for yourself. You self-centred bunch of despicable women. You need to brush aside your ego in order to apprehend chivalry.

Women always expect men to open door for them then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to buy them flowers then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to tuck them up to sleep then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to pay for the meal then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to not quarrel with them then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to accompany them to shop then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to tell them how much they love her then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to help them at doing house chore then only it count as chivalry. Women expect men to be able to read their thoughts then only it count as chivalry.

You think men are supermen ar ?! We, men, do not express our chivalrious that obvious in most of the times. We are being chivalrious whenever we tolerate your nagging eventhough it's wee hour into the night. We are being chivalrious whenever we clean up the mess you make. We are being chivalrious whenever we refrain from engaging a feud with you even after you put our faces down in front of your bimbo girl friends.

Men are chivalrious because naturally their instinct is to want the girl to be happy. Men happy whenever women happy and men sad whenever women sad. Whenever men treat girls nicely and unannounced, and in my opinion that's the pinnacle of all chivalry.

Your extraordinary expectation from men is prohibiting you from tasting the real chivalry. If you have found the right and only one person whom you think qualify to be your soulmate to spend the rest of your life with, you will never question the integrity of the meaning of chivalry because the right person will unquestionably give you the best treatment no other men could give and no girl could resist. If you still complaining that the guy you let your hand had a way with isn't chivalry enough to you well my dear poor friend, you and him is not meant for each other. A right guy will always be chivalrious to their second half. It's an undisputable truth. Have you found the right one?

Girls sighing in pensively will say nice guys can no longer be found anymore. They are either taken or married. Well, it's not absolutely true. Yours trully is a nice guy and I have few more nice guy friend and yet none of us are attracted to you,why? Reason is simple. We will never get arouse by you no matter how frequently you flash your seductive white tigh and curvaceous ass before us if you continue having such a snobbish attitude. Girls who are narcisstic and doesn't appreciate themself will never get to taste chivalry in their life. Nice guy also have brain. They only choose nice girl. If you find nice guy not coming towards you it is because you are not nice to begin with. Start evaluating your own personality already.

( I avoid citing example how guys be chivalry unannounced to the girls because I wouldn't want to be tampering with the sacred love experience everyone ought to savour hence jeopardising the sanctity of men women's mating game, otherwise women will get smarter and when they are able to envisage what's coming then this will cause the guys having tougher time to win their heart. I won't betray my own gender :p )