Monday, June 8, 2009

God of Racing goes to.....rallyist

What the fuck!!!



This is by far the best of the best , the most insane, lunatic, and amazing drift run I’ve ever seen in my life. All those myth and fantasy about Japanese being the Heaven that produce God in drift racing is clearly being debunked by this


Indeed, I would concur that rally driver is always the best driver on earth. They are the real God of Racing. Ain’t your good for nothing commercial valued F1 racer Lewis Hamilton, Michael Schumacher etc etc. Even GT racer have to bow in reverence to rally driver. Only those who can handle high speed performance car and able to make insane move with the car within second is the real God of Racing.


That’s the reason why for all this while I don’t watch F1 racing because those are not really about car racing, its entirely about money racing. The only race that could test a driver’s talent is through GT racing and rally but Rally is the ultimate driving machine to test one’s driving skill. No doubt about it.


Everytime I watch F1 racing I feel like barfing at the disgust they have turn the art of racing into. Speed so fast for what when you are bound to slow down at corners like everyone else,taking the same speed at similar turning style. Boring is not the element of entertainment okay.

I personally is a big fan of rally racing. The way those rallyist tackle the corners is mind-blowing and heart-stopping. The ridiculously insane small gap in between the car and the spectators and the edge of the mountain cause a sudden oozes of my pre-teen cum out while my jaw dropped overawe. That's the thrill and ecstatic of watching rally racer go all the way out to reach the ending point within the shortest period of time. Better than watching porn. Rally is about precision and accurate driving style which combines both offensive and defensive element of driving to create a wave of dance move. Therefore, rally is an art.


Subaru Imprezza has always been my favourite rally car because it's light and swift. My first race car that I'm going to buy definitely an Imprezza.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Public Message: Skewed facts about police

Do not go out late at night because you will either become the victim of rempit menace or POLICE's brutality. When the sun is down, the police is hardly the protector of crime but could possibly be part of the instigator of crime. In Malaysia, numerous incident has taken place where police will forcefully detain you , beat you up for no apparent reason( there's a hidden reason.please continue reading ) and drag your skinny lil ass up to the police station and continue wallop you.

The reason why police are acting like a thugs because it HELPS THEM to do their job effectively. In the sense it help them to complete their investigation to nab the REAL culprit. I had a friend who had bad experience with the police whereby he was forcefully being drag to the police station without given any reason, and force him to participate in an Identification Parade for rape offence and was release later after he narrowly escaped from bring mistakenly identified as a rapist.

You might have always wonder why when a gruesome snatch theft or house break in incident is covered front page by the press, the police happen to be suddenly so cekap at nabbing the culpable individual within hours. That's freaking fast. If they are so efficient at catching theft how come they can't catch criminals whom victim's experience doesn't get published in the press? It's can be partly true to say the efficiency is because insurmount public pressure demands them to but NOT ALWAYS TRUE.

The answer is simple. Malaysia police despite their self-proclaim having the best intelligence team on earth ( making CIA,FBI and Interpol looks utterly stupid by saying this ) they are nothing but a licensed criminals. What makes you think police can catch the RIGHT snatch theft when the motorcycle the criminal use is a stolen property and there's neither a CCTV nearby the scene of the crime? You think police will go and ask around the so-call underground people to find out who did the act? There are millions of drug addict out there. How can you possibly identify which drug addict/youth/sadistic did the act , if not possible if he's not affiliated to any gang. See the logic? Put yourself in the shoe of our dearly police officer, how would you solve the crime? Does the circumstances of the case favours the prosecution or more towards the criminal?

The way to solve crime in Malaysia is pretty simple. Get an escapegoat. In any event if the police can't catch the real criminal in order to pacify public outcry, the police could reasonably get any individual with previous past criminal record to coerce him into admitting the crime he didn't commit. That's so simple. The public sentiment are easily exploited by this trick . Basically an individual can be publicly prosecuted due to the stigma of his previous crime but not justice in the sense he had commit the alleged crime. The victim and the public do not care whether is he the real criminal for the alleged offence or not as long as they get to see someone are held responsible ,they are happy already. Therefore, justice apply to the victim and his family but not the innocent individual with previous past criminal record.

Even if they knew the criminal are innocent of the alleged crime but not other unrelated offence, the public will nonetheless likely to unreasonably allows the miscarriage of justice to proceed because the innocent criminal should deserve it since he has dirty records. This is the public perception that we grow fond with.

Police impropriety has always helped the police to do their job more EFFECTIVELY. The use of coercion to force innocent lowly paid foreign workers to admit to crime they didn't commit is the similar tactic police use to covered up most of white-collar crime like the murder of an undergraduate by the son of Malaysian politician who hold the leading role in defending BN's policy in Parliament. His name starts with the initial N. Go figure out yourself.



If they wallop you until like this, will you admit? They don't need a Guantanamo Bay to force you to admit to a crime. Our police station is a comfortably the right place to exercise such skill of kasi you blue black in the eye.

Tapi hor....if you don't arrogant and corky in front of police officer ,they won't invoke their discretion to wallop you under wide arbitrary power confered by virtue of "reasonable suspicion" ground. So the situation is you give and take. You don't mess with police they also won't have reason to beat you up in pulp.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Chivalry is dead

Girls impulsively alleged that chivalry is dead. I'm flustered by such callous remark because it outrightly implicit a derogatory assumption towards the male gender that we no longer courteous to women anymore but at the same time I would cackle at these snot-nosed's self-induced stupidity without themself actually realising the fact. Those who hang on such belief is utter nimrod.

Chivalry has never die. It will never die for christ sake so long as the human race is still distinguishable by two contrasting gender. It's disparaging to say that men no longer be courteous, irresponsibly claimed by a bunch of destined-to-be-spinster-for-life women because chivalry is very much still alive. Men has always been treating girls nicely even till now. Men will always treat girls nicely because we're naturally born that way. God created Adam to compromise with Eve. Chivalry is innate in men because the law of human nature equip us with such inborn knack so that it will help us to reach our inclination to procreate. Men are born to love women. By attacking one of the essence of men's role in the law of human nature, these bunch of despicable women are culpable for treason to the God.

Ok. Let's not try to be so divine here. XD

Anyway, I'm trying to let you know the point that chivalry will never die and the reason why some idiot say they are dead is because these bunch of despicable women are too demanding and expect too much out of guys. They grew smarter by days by hour by minute by second which sadly I would say corrupted their rational pretty much. We have been treating you people nice but yet you say chivalry is dead because you expect extraordinary chivalry . That's why you say it's dead. You're blinded by your own ego and materialism wishing only the best for yourself. You self-centred bunch of despicable women. You need to brush aside your ego in order to apprehend chivalry.

Women always expect men to open door for them then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to buy them flowers then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to tuck them up to sleep then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to pay for the meal then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to not quarrel with them then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to accompany them to shop then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to tell them how much they love her then only it count as chivalry. Women always expect men to help them at doing house chore then only it count as chivalry. Women expect men to be able to read their thoughts then only it count as chivalry.

You think men are supermen ar ?! We, men, do not express our chivalrious that obvious in most of the times. We are being chivalrious whenever we tolerate your nagging eventhough it's wee hour into the night. We are being chivalrious whenever we clean up the mess you make. We are being chivalrious whenever we refrain from engaging a feud with you even after you put our faces down in front of your bimbo girl friends.

Men are chivalrious because naturally their instinct is to want the girl to be happy. Men happy whenever women happy and men sad whenever women sad. Whenever men treat girls nicely and unannounced, and in my opinion that's the pinnacle of all chivalry.

Your extraordinary expectation from men is prohibiting you from tasting the real chivalry. If you have found the right and only one person whom you think qualify to be your soulmate to spend the rest of your life with, you will never question the integrity of the meaning of chivalry because the right person will unquestionably give you the best treatment no other men could give and no girl could resist. If you still complaining that the guy you let your hand had a way with isn't chivalry enough to you well my dear poor friend, you and him is not meant for each other. A right guy will always be chivalrious to their second half. It's an undisputable truth. Have you found the right one?

Girls sighing in pensively will say nice guys can no longer be found anymore. They are either taken or married. Well, it's not absolutely true. Yours trully is a nice guy and I have few more nice guy friend and yet none of us are attracted to you,why? Reason is simple. We will never get arouse by you no matter how frequently you flash your seductive white tigh and curvaceous ass before us if you continue having such a snobbish attitude. Girls who are narcisstic and doesn't appreciate themself will never get to taste chivalry in their life. Nice guy also have brain. They only choose nice girl. If you find nice guy not coming towards you it is because you are not nice to begin with. Start evaluating your own personality already.

( I avoid citing example how guys be chivalry unannounced to the girls because I wouldn't want to be tampering with the sacred love experience everyone ought to savour hence jeopardising the sanctity of men women's mating game, otherwise women will get smarter and when they are able to envisage what's coming then this will cause the guys having tougher time to win their heart. I won't betray my own gender :p )

Friday, March 27, 2009

Earth Hour can't make my electric bill cheaper

Earth Hour is yet another capitalist conspiracy shit. The event is to coordinate everyone on earth to accede to the agenda that global warming is for real. People wake up! It's one a pack of lies that they're feeding you with. The idea that turning off your light, critically reduce electric consumption could significantly help to mitigate the global warming effect is a heap of rubbish.

Even if you switch off the light in union to show a sign of referendum to the world leaders(or people who has power to determine the world's future)to acknowledge your "social" conscious so that they could undertake a course of action to vigorously fight against global warming is fallacy.
Global warming is an agenda that could be used to promulgate alot of things. It has the effect of significantly change the way our life to be. Global warming hoax is firstly introduced so that money could be raised through charity in order to fund some unscrupulous scientist at perpetuate their scientific research.
Earth Hour at the beginning was not part of the global warming instrument but was taken to next level to be incorporated into global warming agenda because by placing Earth Hour alongside with global warming, the capitalist could easily promote to push forward a electric saving bulb which claimed could save energy by reducing consumption by ratio 1:9 bulb. Meaning one energy saving light bulb equivalent to 9 normal light bulb. Therefore the leading energy saving light bulb could dominate the global market by way of exclusive copyright. By doing this they could change the entire trend of bulb WORLD.

One the face of it, the energy saving light bulb appears benevolent than the old type of light bulb. Then why the hell am I making myself look stupid by going against such a brilliant concept that could literally save our life? Well, my friend the fact is these energy saving light bulb is more detriment than your ordinary light bulb because it's not disposable friendly. It has a grave effect towards the environment while minimally reduce electric consumption. It's similar disposal trouble as plastic wrapper. So basically it's bad for the environment.

Therefore by supporting Earth Hour is tantamount to supporting future environment destruction. Although even with or without your humble participation of Earth Hour, the capitalist will still be able to introduce the energy saving light bulb withou sweat. Earth Hour is just a convenient advertisement for them. The grim reality is that we actually can't do much to stop these capitalist domination because they're not within our disposal. We have to play along with their game afterall without them we can't survive. Can't live with them, can't live without them. ( This reminds me of a matriachal society humour article I read the other day. It completely ridicule feminist movement )

If you find my short post about the conspiracy of earth hour isn't convincing , I can't help you because I wrote this down in a haste so I don't have time to elaborate further or provide you with some useful link. I wrote down what goes on in my mind.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Nothing big

The other day I went to grab a lunch at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co in The Curve. The price is compatible with its food quality. Will head over there again for second time.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Quick update

Currently using Maxis Broadband 7 days free trial. My house currently still out of internet connection hence I have to use Maxis Broadband to online lo..

To my surprise it has archieved 2.7MBps. Can't trust all this figure right. Later they gonna be as slow as streamyx so I'm not convinced yet to change to Maxis Broadband.

On another note, PAS just won Kuala Terengganu Parlimentary seat which is expected. The sign was clear that PAS won, it's not that I'm really that confident that they have won. But at 8pm all the mainstream media announce the vote is still counting and this is which gives me a strong belief that PAS has won even way before my friend sms me the official result at 9.45pm. As usual and predicted, if BN won they would definitely tak sabar-sabar wanna announce their victory.

How hard does it takes for you to count a constituency's vote? whole day? They are really insulting our intelligence by trying to feed us with lame excuse.

As I was writing this post, Maxis Broadband has proved my witch's prohecy that it always disconnect and indeed it has dissapointedly disconnected before I even could connect for a peaceful 10 minutes. I'm happy to tell you Maxis, I'm so gonna return you back after this 7 days free trial. Oh anyway, thanks for the free trial again.

Wahlan..Maxis Broadband archeived 7.3mbps by the end of this post and it's still climbing.Siao.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Whinny lil bitch

My brother asked me what do I think about this whole abolish English for Science and Mathematics system and revert it back to the outdated Bahasa Melayu system.

To begin, I find the issue being unneccessarily politicised is a heap of bullshit because this matter is literally pervaded and fraught with too much political stupidity into it. They decided one day to try converting both the most fundamental subject in the education 'world' (metaphore) into the international more accepted language namely English to give a trial and see does it beneficial to our younger generation or otherwise detriment to them. And after 6 years first the English language system is introduced for Science and Mathematics subject for primary and secondary school which has proved a success, some nimrod decided to challenge the credibility of such system and rebukely proposed to change back to Bahasa Melayu.

The argument raised by pro-Bahasa (this included some Prof view from some shit ass local university located deep down in our rainforest) is that despite there's an increase usage in English answering public examination and , but still the statistic is not reliable as it's biasedly interpreted because most of the improved section of student usage in English in answering public examination are commonly found to be those who reside in cities and not those who live in kampung(s) On top of that, it's sufficient to have English subject alone to teach and brush up our children's command of English language.

First thing I want to rebut this fluddy-daddy Prof. from some shit ass local university located deep down in our rainforest is that even if there's a convincing increase of usage in English among our children in overall, still I personally deplore the accuracy of such statistic cause as many of all and sundry would have known by now, the result statistic is unquestionably at a high probability would have been deliberately manipulated to potray that our children's intelligence has increased when the grim reality is they have not. So basically I'm neutral on whether our children's intelligence has improved over the years because few factors that's impeding such from happening are outmoded syllabus, parents over pampered their children with material wealth, and erratic political state. On the note that outskirt student will be put in a disadvantage position if English is implemented for Science and Mathematics because they generally not geographically incline to pick up such language carry the lest weight of all. You are basically denoting that government did too little for you failing to develop your state to be competitive with other subsisiting developed state. To give a personal fume at this Prof. you mean to say it's justify to drag the entire nation's future just because a scintilla hicks thinks it's not morally right to continue torturing the underdeveloped state.

Dude...this issue you talk to the government. If they had developed your state you wouldn't have such grounds to complaint right. You're purely being selfish. Anyway, the decision is not in your bloody murky hand. It's a democratic country. Majority rules! So shut the fuck up and continue shagging whichever laboratory assistant you have always been shagging.

I personally think adopting English for Science and Mathematics is not great enough to improve our children's education. As a matter of fact the best method is to overhaul the entire system. The usage of English for Science and Mathematics is merely solving a fraction of our education system problem which is hardly significant at all. Yes, I concur with you that by adopting English for Science and Mathematics does indeed help student to understand the English language better than if it's in Bahasa but the unsolved problem here is your bloody educator, your teacher , are poorly equipped with the English language which makes the entire notion of adopting English for Science and Mathematics to be redundant.

You have to first solve the core problem if you want to speak of real resolution. Back in my secondary, which is the early years of the implementation, I wasn't keen of speaking English to be truthful despite we're compulsary to learn Science and Mathematics in English. Yes, indeed it's true that I learn few new words from there and then but still I'm not being thrusted enough (poor grammar here :p) to speak English ,completely unable to brush off my ah beng cantonese language back then. Only those who excell in academic will find such implementation to be great advantage to them because as they already well-equipped with English language and such implementation will further help them to thrives further in acquiring new knowledge while we slowpoke will not benefit a single shit from it.

The fucking reason for such constrain is my teacher not keen to speak English with us. Well, not all only those Malay teacher. Most of my Mathematic teacher speaks bagus-bagus punya English. But the English term you learn from Mathematics hardly applicable to your future endeavour and my english teacher is so damn kao chat fierce I dare not speak anything in front of her. Besides that, there's little room for student to practise their English language when within the school compound ,tyranny and utilitarianism are strongly exercised whereby what you say will never be treated as correct and the school know what's best for you therefore you have no right to speech nor to defend yourself when you're haul up to the principal's office. I remember my history teacher, " Oh you semua bising ya..tak mau dengar cakap...demerit semua tak kisah" when she's not in a good mood. So the solution is revamp the entire teacher recruitment drive to inject new blood into the education industry. It would be a great advantage to the nation if all teacher are well-equipped with English language. Oh wait, if Malay teacher are proficient in English they wouldn't have become teacher in the first place. They would have taken up a profesional course funded by the government instead. *speechless*

To be honest, to adopt English is highly not possible in this racial oriented society because every race want to preserve their mother language. Pro- Bahasa substantiate their argument by submitting that if they give in to English language it will threathen the position of Bahasa Melayu as Bahasa Kebangsaan. A mandarin speaking family would have defended the usage of Mandarin as well. I personally is not a man who will forgets my background and will strongly support a movement to preserve my chinese culture as they represent my identity. However a strict implementation without the hand from non-govermental organisation will seriously gonna crush other culture's as English culture transcend our daily life. If English is adopted, there's a need of great participation from NGOs to perpetuate an exposure to our society to prevent them from forgetting background/culture as these are the essential tool to mould a healthy, discipline and respectable society.

Speaking of language, I got a coursemate who hail from Johor who finds it's agitating that cantonese is dominating in Malaysia and don't see the reason why she should adhere to the KL culture if it's not because of necessity. This is the same reason for Namewee's outburst. We're not forcing you to learn cantonese so that our language can dominate yours but with good faith we wish you could learn our culture so that in return you can be a multi-linguist which is no doubt beneficial to you. I trackbacked the history of chinese language from my dad and surprisingly to many of you all too, mandarin people always feel threathen by cantonese language because academically wise, cantonese has far wider vocabulary and words up their sleeve than mandarin language but because of the imperial fettering of cantonese language during the reformation years in China where mandarin holds more position in administration, mandarin language has become the bahasa perantaraan and obliterated cantonese language from education system thereafter.

Anyway, I think even if they really decided to revert back to old system, I don't think it has that immense adverse impact as everyone frantically presupposed. Imagine you have endured last 6 years with English language and now you're entering Form 1. What language you will regurgitate when you converse? English. Despite your secondary syllabus is now back to Bahasa , I think they will nail their English paper better than previous Bahasa batch of secondary student. If your kid is starting standard 1 this year and followed current issue closely you would have encouraged your kid to pick up English language no matter what it takes. But one of the staggering issue that I don't have time to discuss here is regarding chinese school and the impact of English language on their system. I damn kao tired now la...

Before I end, I think you would surprise that me and my dad concede the best way of learning a language is through the use of bahasa rojak because only through such way you get to learn other language easily. I think it would be iniquitous if we are allowed to answer our exam paper in bahasa rojak. Lol.